I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it “MARSOC”. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic “MARSOC ripping apart xenos” pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing ripping apart xeno bodies either Windhealer or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the CM theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, marine badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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Holy shit, that’s literally what I do! Stop trying to copy me! 
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sir, this is a “MRP” TDM server - not a HRP “Wendy’s” server
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You are literally gone forever, how can you be the main character at the same time?
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Ever watch the starship trooper series? first movie the main character is rico, second movie is someone no one remembers, third movie it’s back to rico because no one liked the second one, overall rico is still the main character of the series, that statement is from the starship troopers 2 moment of CM
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Wrong, I am the main character of CM.
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Imagine liking the third one
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Imagine watching starship troopers past 1(i’ve only watched the first).
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