I finally hit 10k ping

Post your highest ping numbers. It’s funny.
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Those are rookie numbers son.

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Witnesses my power
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Can we get much higher?

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26 thousand ping

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Can we go further beyond?

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Some say in the land at the bottom of the earth are masters of high ping. To find them one must cross the great ocean. March deep into this lands hostile deserts. Be warned the desert is filled with many monsters. From giant boxing rabbits to packs of wild degos. But if one makes it past all this and finds one of the master you must pass the trial. You must do this by offering them a beer and only then will they share what they know.

It has taken me years to translate the name of this place from the stone text. But today I now know this lands name is australia.

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Dingos are the cause of high ping.

god bless our heroic marines powering through ping in the 10s of thousands and still playing just to catch the whiff of a pheremone released from a dying xenos body i salute you

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Ah, Australia… where connecting to the ping relays increases it by a factor of 20 instead of decreasing it.

I wish I could go back in time and kick the cunt who cucked us out of good internet in the family jewels.

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@BasilHerb was it England? King George III did you dirty.

Labour was gonna make fiber optic cables for internet, but Liberals win the election and proceed to fuck us by using a ‘cheaper’ copper plan (yes, FUCKING COPPER in one of the most developed countries in the world :patrice:) which ends up with epic cost overruns.

We continue to suffer from this spectacularly dogshit idea to this day.

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