I’m a Corporate Liason. I love making friends. They are the best.
Why would I need friends you ask? Well, when your handled security beacon doesn’t work AGAIN, despite staff present, and you go insane, you can always get help from a friend. Just ask for a MT come over, or better yet, a MST comes in himself and asks for funds because he apperently ownes money to some gang. Sure. Why wont I help him? I just give him the money and a special gift. It makes him stronger, faster, balanced.
Now, after a couple of such gifts given - bam! You have a ton of new friends who would do anything you ask from them! Just tell them to kindly gear up and accompany you with weapons and armor when you go down to “inspect” the area of operations.
IO digging up a Weyland-Yutani black site that caused the xenomorph breach and wiped out the entire colony? CE and enginnering staff suspecting something because the MT that previously “hated” me now says he’s my friend, and would die protecting me? One of the other MT’s even daring to claim that I “mind controlled” him? MP’s trying to arrest me cause all of that on the Alamo once our group of friends returns shipside?
Let no fear guide you, as one of my friends heroically charges in and starts persuading them with “sustained fire” as I make my escape in the chaos.
Yes, I, indeed, like to make friends. And nothing bad ever happened on the operation Ivory-Lighting, 26570. If something did, please contact the nearest W-Y office.
Now. Tell me, would you like to be my friend?