bro i FUCKING HATE ICE SO FUCKING MUCH!!! i love how EVERY SINGLE DECEMBER every fucking year the game becomes borderline UPLAYABLE because the FUCKING NANUBOTS WILL ONLY VOTE ICE!!! i can not even BEGIN to describe how much I want to see Ice BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL WHERE IT BELONGS. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP VOTING THIS MAP?!?!?!? “Ice is nice!” NO YOU ARE DELUSIONAL, YOU NEED A PSYCHOLOGIST. ICE IS NEVER NICE. be me, load up the BYOND hub for a nice round of CM when all of a sudden i see this horrible, eye-destroying, soul obliterating, madness inspiring sentence; “Map: Ice Colony Classic” and my want to play CM just EVAPORATES because I know it’s going to be a 9345860934957039 hour long SLOP ROUND where ALL THE MARINES DO IS CAMP THE UPPER LEVEL AND XENOS CAMP THE LOWER LEVEL and the little nanubot marines wont do anything for the next 2h until they get their SUPER OMEGA GODSTIM SLOP AND THE NUKE AND THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL THEY MAYBE CONSIDER risking their stupid little immortal lives (i fucking hate defibs they need to BURN!!!) to mount an assault with yet more elevator slop but deep in everyones hearts we all know they will just sit around and do ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING and set up ultra-mega-death cancer blocks around every single ladder on the entire colony and god forbid if you run out of tunnels as a xeno to go between the levels (as if you’ll even have a burrower to begin with because of how useless it is otherwise) because then you just HAVE to sit underground and either eventually eat shit and die or rush out and eat shit and die. and lets say by some MIRACLE the xenos get to the surface; GUESS WHAT BUG BOY, ENDLESS FUCKING SNOW!!! i hope you like shovelling snow for 298 minutes straight because the entire colony is an ice-covered snow hellscape of insufferable MISERY and DESPAIR. I FUCKING HATE MARINE SLOP MAP CLASSIC!!! also, side note but this “AD-HD” guy is kind of weird, why is he always staring a people when he plays xeno-YOU’RE A BUG YOU DONT HAVE EYES!!! LRP!!! MODS BREAK HIS SKULL NOW.
You will enter the Elevator. You will push into the tightest chokes this side LV. You will do all this because Ice is Nice.
ICE IS NOT NICE!!! I HATE ICE!!!
Wrong take. ICE IS NICE.
We need to send MPs planetside so they can force marines down the elevator.
THE NANUBOTS!!! THE NANUBOTS ARE REALLLLLLLLL
NO ITS NOT YOU ARE DELUSIONAL, YOU NEED A PSYCHOLOGIST
IM NOT SCHIZOOOOOO
Wrong take again, you have purple hair. I’m also a schizo for having clown wig for hair, but meh.
Ice is just a clear indicator that you have played this game for too long and need to take a break
Seems that Santa came in clutch when people said ice wasn’t nice.
Suck it up, buttercup.
All my S tier Ice boys speak up
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you will play multiz ice and learn why we have guidlines for making multiz maps as the multiz ice violates them all without mercy making it terrible map, still better then ice v1 or v2. it might even be playable enough map, someone could say, NICE
CORSAT is best map.
I miss old prison, all the BSI homes gone.
Prison is a great map. It should be brought back.
