Ideaguys: Xeno tax returns

lets face it no one like paying the drone tax! we lose out on 60 points of evo! ITS THEFT I TELL YOU! so what we need are xax xorms that we can order out of the hive core where we can tell the great QM what we did when paying our drone tax.

and if we if over payed we get fast tracked to t3! and if not we can get evo points based off contributions… and those lazy sleepy larbs should have to explain to the XRS where those unearned Evo is going to!

we of course will need xepo sister to collect on un payed xaxes!

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i accidentally overpaid my drone tax and didnt file my x-2 properly and missed out on t2

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I agree. Taxation is theft.

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If I ever get audited by the XRS I am in deep shit

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Once upon a time I started banishing people for refusing to pay their taxes and I got in trouble.

Feels bad.

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Rumour is that if you are part of the 1% resin billionaire class, you can pay admins to give you drone tax breaks.

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I like paying my xaxes :frowning:

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i’d like to see taxhaters in this thread cursed to play xenos with 0 drones

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No taxation without representation.

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Drone taxes is just a easy death scheme. That is all the tax return you get. Death…

All it can do is to spread weed and suicide into survs. But if i could be a hivelord right away i would actually build defences for 15minutes, i would make hell choke look like paradise. there is no point to do it as drone becuase its to weak and you have to redo it as hivelord and queen do not want weak shitty walls near hive, she will send you to a abandoned place where she never have to see our shitty shameful walls.

And no i do want all this because i want to see 15 resinwhisper hivelords torturing survs into insanity, i do it because i- i mean us deserve better taxes. Hivelord taxes.
*rebel noises

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It’s a good thing the queen can now thicken standard resin walls while she has her build boost, at no cost and with no cooldown.

I would rather take 20 seconds to make the walls better than be the only person building during highpop.

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You MIGHT seen an increase in taxes if latejoining xenos had more evo points to play with. Currently you miss the xeno role and get in as like 3rd core larba as others join in the game, and that 100ish evo you missed means you wont be able to reach T3 in time if you go drone.

You want me to pay taxes consistently? Bah, you’re crazy, how else am I to play yugioh before talls drop in? You want me as drone, evo me.

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“B-b-but I won’t get my evo!”

My brother in christ it’s a team game. You definitely won’t get your evo if we all immediately get overrun because barely any defenses were built.

When did it stop being okay to expect people to take one for the team? Once upon a time we could even set limits on castes, and now even asking for someone to take five minutes of their round to do some basic building is like pulling teeth.

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Do you play xeno? T2s are at 14 min mark, T3s are at 20 min mark. Marines cannot even reach the planet before 23ish minutes. I can get croosh, win a few games at yugioh, AND maximize xeno buffs via constant xeno losses by hiding from the XRS? Triple win.

Since you killed the acid goop vibes though: yes I drone 3/4ths of the time before 14 min mark. Yes sometimes I latejoin and want to try to get T3 at 20 min so I choose not to drone so I can do it. If you want more people to join in on the early building it’s better to make ease of access rather than guilt tripping them socially. Some others will not drone out of spite for yelling at them.

Why not drones able to go into any T2 before 20 min? Or make faster evo as I said so I dont have to sacrifice in latejoin? Maybe drones that put down X number of structures/weeds can T2 Evo at 13:30 and T3 evo at 19:30? Better to resolve problems mechanically if possible.

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I somehow made it this far forgetting I was in acid goop.

Please pay no further attention to me tweaking out, I’m just illiterate.

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This i never knew about, thanks!

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imagine a gadsen flag but with a xenomorph larva saying “don’t tread on me queen”

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LE PAINT! ( i am much sad how bad i am at le painting)

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…based

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