If i could have your attention please

[BasilHerb (Samson Jack)]

this is peak masculinity

i am in awe

how much do I need to pay you to adopt me? i need a real alpha male based sigmapilled epic jannie-hater mp-abuser high roleplay gigachad father figure like you in my life

I will pay 200 xenocoins up front plus 10 venezuelan bolivars per second of CM gametime you grace me with your testosterone infused presence please kind sir, good sir, esteemed sir

[GODdudesoyeah (Mo'ya Unga worshiper)]

@masterhavoc

Medical roles show 04:39 hours. I can only assume you either been nurse for 21 minutes, or ERT/event’d into a medical role and didn’t immediately suicide. It’s over man, this account will never be 100% alpha sigma chad.

I can explain: My little brother was using my computer

@BasilHerb

this is peak masculinity

i am in awe

how much do I need to pay you to adopt me? i need a real alpha male based sigmapilled epic jannie-hater mp-abuser high roleplay gigachad father figure like you in my life

I will pay 200 xenocoins up front plus 10 venezuelan bolivars per second of CM gametime you grace me with your testosterone infused presence please kind sir, good sir, esteemed sir

Im only accepting spec tokens as payment and you will have to make the trek on foot to my summer villa in Portugal if you wish to stay with me. Have a very Grey Tide day!

[kooarbiter]

this is how I learned PVP added a standalone field doctor role, I havent played in a while

[DukeofCagliostro (Archibald V. Cartwright)]

@GODdudesoyeah

Finally I will draw your attention to the Engineering section of this chart, you will notice that all of them have been BANNED by the redditor staff. This is a true mark of a CM player, a badge of honor and rite of passage for all REAL MEN

The man went a little too hard in the paint in engineering. Respect.