If i could have the attention of the class please.
Yes, now I know there are a lot of new people to CM, and of course with the way the game is going these new people lack strong leadership. The staff is composed mostly of Hugboxing weakling redditors and maybe even a few LIBERALS who are considering banning words like “unga”, so I understand if you have never really seen a true man before.
That is why I am here you see? ive been playing since ~2018 so when I tell you I know what a man looks like you will believe me.
See Figure 1
Now you will notice a few things right off the bat:
Firstly a total and complete LACK of MP hours, this is because REAL MEN do not need to pretend to be some Junior Varsity Janny. Any MP “player” was simply a man too weak to play shit sec on goon where he might get consumed by the grey tide. So he runs to CM where the admins will step in to protect him from the chad marines. Proof detailed in Figure 2 and Figure 3.
You will also notice a complete LACK of weak, liberal, pussy “RP” roles such as doctor, nurse, CL, CT, RO, and XO.
REAL MEN do not need to hide shipside.
Finally I will draw your attention to the Engineering section of this chart, you will notice that all of them have been BANNED by the redditor staff. This is a true mark of a CM player, a badge of honor and rite of passage for all REAL MEN.
As for the marine roles, well i think it goes without saying that this is where the TRUE CM player lay, this is where WE call our home, where WE lay our claim. We vow to protect all brothers and sisters of the corps from the Janny, from the MP, from the Command. We do what we feel and when we feel.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk, I pray courage finds you as it has found me.
