im writngint this whilst half asleep (new copypasta? (first time shartposting) )

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CM is ruining this generation and the lasts’ sleep schedules, im not even kidding, i have proof too! not only does CM encourage the player base to completely ignore any and all needs of sleep, in order to boost their numbers and maintain its supreme position at top 3 of the byond ss13 leaderboards. Lets be honest, the only reason people get off to go to bed after playing CM13 is because their typing starts to degrade over time, creating typos and creating ‘accidental’ friendly fire inccdients. I cannot remember a time where, in all my time in playing this gut wrenching server, have I thought “wow its 5:00 AM, i should prob go to sleep or something” and never gone to sleep. To be completely blunt, I believe that SS13 CM has a neurological agent. Marine go “SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT *warcry haha im so cool and bad ass :old_man:” andget crit and marine go “i’ll live.” Xeno’s just go “haha runnr go c+middle click onto tile” then immeditly aftrwrd they go "i just got PB’ed after missing my pounce this game is fuckass :patrice: " then afterward they stay to either wait for soem stupid reinforcements, hoping CiC calls in spec, but then they call in tech (like who wants to be tech?) then go "nah i’d rather ovserve gang :victory_hand: " Like you cannot be serious about this. go to bed. go sleep go paly ss13 cm run double shotgun buff shotgun why the CMP shotting the field doctor like bro. Everything I’ve talked about is simply proof that ss13 cm devs have some sort of memetic agent that degrades the average players brains right frontal lobe, destroying their logic in order to continue playing CM13, all in the name of gaining a MARRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAJOOOOOOR. not once will you boot up cm late at night, and see its shivas, and see that its below 40 pop. that will never happen, at most its 55 pop, maybe 73 on a weekend but still, people cant just destroy themselves in the name of getting PB’ed or gibbed by the queen that’s chargigng them with 2 ravs and an oppresor prae. like cmon.

:patrice:

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trying too hard :frowning:

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I do not know. @stinvals. What do you think?

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Copypast made with specific forum-only emojis, thus making it not applicable to ingame OOC chat (And no, not a signle soul will spent even a minute of their life simply removing them. It’s either cntrl C + cntr V or a bust).
This and and even the fact that the topic starter explicitly implies that it’s a shitpost, as well as no effort in making it believeable. Copypasts are just rambling, yes. But it’s rambling that is at least readable and contains a punch-line, not a round recap by an insane man.

You should try learning from someone like @Flatulent, who are so transended that their every message is a shitpost in on of itself, eminating sass.

Other that all of this, that’s an alright shitspot. You can see a bit of effort in it at least.

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They cannot learn from me, as I have been brutally savaged by a stray cat, I am now bleeding on the floor in a Public toilet.
Since it’s pay to enter, noone can come in to save me (everyone else is broke as fuck). You should learn from the mistakes of our society instead.

Reelect John R.Evenant Public for Texas Senate 2186. Dead people for free Public toilets.

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Agreed.

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