Imma be real: your nickname defines who you are in-CM-SS13 world. RP IT, NOW.

I’ll start, ahem:
AAAAAH OH MY GOD I THINK I SAW A MF’N CAT OH SHIT I JUST ABBERVIATED SHI AM I GOING TO GET BANNED??? FUCK

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Okay, sure.

Zhu Cijue:

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Go ahead.
Emily James:

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Samson Jack:

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Ingwe “Chaplain” Styles:
REPENT IN HOLY FLAME YOU FUCKING SINNERS!!!

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wheres all the onion eaters at

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Don’t need a nickname when your name goes as hard as mine: Lt. Col. Sir Nigel Godfrey II, VC

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Quinton “Cheese” Yeskey. He is the lord of cheese. He angered the gods when he filled half the Almayer with cheese wheels. He has the power to create so much cheese that a weak mind can go blank for a moment from its sheer magnitude. He knows the secret of creating belly cheese. He has made and used a cheese grenade. His right eye was taken when a primordial cheese wheel fell on it from a shelf.

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Jess McMathersson
Rotting in a ditch somewhere

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Ivan ‘Knight’ Kovalev:

“Get behind me vagabonds, I can fist fight this lesser drone and protect your medics- Is that a god-forsaken QUEEN?! Here I go PBing her with my buckshot! IN THE NAME OF THE LORD THY SHALL FALL!- AGH! NEUROSPIT IS CHEATING!! AAARGH MY ARM!
Tis… but… a flesh… wound…”

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eating onions rn im onionmaxxing soooooo hard im at the center of an onion rn

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Hello Cousin.

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Archibald Valerian Cartwright.

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Every time I see the name Archibald I can only think of this guy

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Huh. How about that.