We need to know how many people CLs have managed to annoy with paperwork. Fun facts get compiled and best performing CLs every month get a “Employee of the Month” award with all their faxes getting gold plated.
KPI as tradition should be easily riggable to ensure our CLs never lose sight of the grindset.
Indicators:
- Money Printed
- People Peppersprayed
- NDAs signed
- Total damage to CL office structure
- Xeno eggs grown
- People taught CL kung-fu managerial grindset tactics, wake up early, in your lane, all your friends are dead, soul of an emperor