Introduce KPI to CL and move it to roundend fun facts.

We need to know how many people CLs have managed to annoy with paperwork. Fun facts get compiled and best performing CLs every month get a “Employee of the Month” award with all their faxes getting gold plated.

KPI as tradition should be easily riggable to ensure our CLs never lose sight of the grindset.

Indicators:

  • Money Printed
  • People Peppersprayed
  • NDAs signed
  • Total damage to CL office structure
  • Xeno eggs grown
  • People taught CL kung-fu managerial grindset tactics, wake up early, in your lane, all your friends are dead, soul of an emperor
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How about adding number of deathsquads successfully called in?

no but maybe someone will code in pythons matplotlib (idk what you’d actually use) integration and create a wordmap of CL’s faxes

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I love this idea!!
We’ve run a few kpi inspired events on the past month - including souto sales! I’d love for this to be a random feature for cls, maybe attached to their briefing

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Send Whiteout

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