Wouldn’t it be funny if whichever squad was assigned to FOB had electric collars, so if they hit an invisible fence they would get shocked, if they kept going it would be a temporary knockdown shock. and if they somehow get it the other side of the map it kills them. Also if you build weird anti-functional cades you should just randomly burst into flames via an XO button.
this was inspired by a round where bravo after being assigned to fob basically abandoned it letting a burrower and drones have free reign and cause havoc.
(I hope you enjoyed this absolute acid goop post)
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If I knew how to code I’d code it for the funny
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Great idea for keeping colonists at their workstations, Weyland-Yutani R&D will be in touch
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Don’t forget the anti-suicide nets when multiz gets added and you want off this ride.
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Let me recount a quick story of how my dad got a shock collar for our dog.
He bought a shock collar for her, and he’d be eating pistachios reclined on his chair watching tv when he’d hear her yowl from across the land because it was essentially a small tazer with 2 prongs that point to the fur.
She expended the batteries and ended up running out there anyways because my dad never bothered to replace them.
To this day she’s still out there, fighting for her life, two puncture scars on her ass because she’s constantly running out to charge elk, and one of them got her for a split second. She’s at least learned to bark at the neighbor dogs from a distance instead of trying to bite them (the reason we got the collar in the first place).
What I’m trying to say is… She is what we wish Bravo was. So, I think the pain scream has to be unique and sound from across FOB, and the collar to be battery powered. 
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what breed is she? lmao
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She’s a Lab Shiba mutt.
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