Is playboy Carti canon in CM ?

Hear me out, in his hit song “Beno!” he does mentioning a “Beno” going “crazy”.
Here is the lyric in question:

As we know, the term Beno is often used to describe Xenomorphs, being an abreviation wich modifies part of the original word (Shortened to ‘Xeno’ → X changed to B)

The lyric makes sense in the CM universe, as benos do go crazy (Ie: When they salt/mald)

The thing is, we can find other references to the CM universe in the same song:

‘Lil tommy got a FN in the backseat’
A clear reference to:
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Not only that but “Red rag, red flag” means playboy carti is likely an alpha squad member.

With the evidence i present, i believe it is indeed HRP to sing Carti songs while in IC character, due to his possible connection to the USCM and the XX-121
Discuss on why you agree with me below

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carti literally made a song about walking into medbay
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I dunno why this is in acid goop, CM would unironically be so much better if carti was canon Spotify

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This will shape the 2024 RP standarts of the Colonial CM marines server

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Everything before 1975 is real. Anything after is not.

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Except Carti

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gonna exclusively play CM to Carti now

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*snaps your neck (in Minecraft (after 1975))

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WHAT ABOUT THE CASSETTES? THEY HAVE SONGS AFTER 1975.

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Something something time dilation something something 5th dimensional something something SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Counterpoint: the US (home of Playboi Carti) remains real, despite the fact it existed after 1975, therefore…

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The CIA discovered this to be the number 1 method of performing a non-invasive lobotomy.

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That’s a lie, it’s actually the SECOND method, the actual number one is skibidi toliet baby gronk rizz level 5 gyatts ohio rizzler grimace shake

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is that why I was dissociating while Carti played the lobotomy

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I DO NOT HAVE FUCKING RADIO EYES, CARTI. I CAN’T SEE YOU IN THE ALAMO ALL THE WAY FROM THE FUCKING MEDBAY! RIGHT OR LEFT?

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You mean I can’t call the CO a skibidi sussy baka impostor toilet during briefing anymore? :sob:

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I think its his right ones, but i doubt the doctors will like him talking to them like this.

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He’s going to get locked in an offline cryotube at this rate.

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holy shit playboi carti made a song about the MPs?

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Who?

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