john bo'ytills a goner

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Release the shackles that bind you.

THIS GAME SUCKS!!! AND SO DO THESE PEOPLE
NessiePendragon
Brett McMatherson
Laurencia Beck
All of the CiC CO mains, you have a special place in hell for your insolence
The Xenomorphs
Half of the Marine mains (because you get in my way when I am shooting my gun)
Any and all Military Police mains
The guy that banned Nasoki Chen
Half of the moderation and administration team
Forest2001
Grimreaper
Morrowwolf
The people that blocked any attempt at me becoming a Yautja councilor (I still hold this grudge til this day)
You know who you are.
The people that nerfed M46C
The people that tried and succeeded at blocking my attempts of getting CO back ever, you have stained my name with “LRP” allegations. I am the highest roleplay person in this entire server’s history.
Svato Plink, the motherfucker that shot me dead in the back of an alleyway on Hybrisa Prospera. I am going to find you (in game while you’re playing CO) and utterly and completely disintegrate you with my M41A Mk2 Pulse Rifle. You and your bald head will simply be printed on a t-shirt ya damn and utter buffoon. In all honesty, you’re actually cool and I don’t hate you.
The Anti-Fun patrol that is the development team, you have literally ripped the heart and soul of this game out and stomped on it til it was just a chalk outline on the ground. You’ve made this game the way it is now, a complete shitfest.
Shaddeh for obvious reasons and other reasons I will not specify in this post.

To the motherfucker that banned me from using the name “Dick Trickson,” I have a special Fuck You directed right at you.

Free the JVC Corp.
strobclick.exe: ACTIVATED

I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

To the people that were actually my friends through years of playing this shitty ass game, I hope you all have a good one. I’m never coming back and that’s for sure, life is amazing when I deleted byond.exe off my computer and actually went outside, breathed in the fresh South Carolina air and frolicked in the fields.

Goodbye, and Huzzah to the Plan. RIP Ugnip55

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HOLY FUKCIGNG SHIT BLOW CM UP IT VCUKING SCJYHTTCKS NOW

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The plan shall be carried out even past your departure sir…

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See you around space cowboy. It was always a pleasure to be your Huckleberry. o7.

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game sucks even more now

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THIS GAME SUCKS!!! AND SO DO THESE PEOPLE
NessiePendragon
Brett McMatherson
Laurencia Beck

My name’s not in there…?

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ur cool i dont hate you

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Im clearly not making enough enemies either

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aint gotta do me dirty like that :cry: :cry:

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CM has fallen… billions have entered cryosleep…

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Another South Carolina lover removed by the anti South Carolina cable

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T-thank you. I’ve never actually heard that.
Now you’re gonna make me sad that you leavin.

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It’s so bleak

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john boytill are you the 800 lb predator i met at arbys eating three beef and cheddars and two large curly fries. heart disease took another real one goodbye bro

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pouring the next one out for you buddy

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thats a valid crash out

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Based cryosleep post, I fw this.
o7

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Sleeper agent activation failed. No mention of Bob Cross. Back to smoking and loathing.

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