Just Hit Prime Lurker Rank (175 Hours), AMA

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(I’m BRAH)
That’s right. After 175 hours tormenting marines, I’ve finally ascended to Prime Lurker status.

Ask me anything. (I’ll reply in about 8 hours when I wake up)

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BOO and DMT. Can you do better?

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Did the guys at the xenocord give you access to the lurker lounge, or are they still slow at it?

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How long has it been since you took a shower?

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DUDE. AT LEAST PUT A TRIGGER WARNING.

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guillotine for this guy

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Are you a sadist or a masochist?

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Prime lurkers are sadists. Prime Hive lords, carriers, sentinels are masochists

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Does this mean you will start taking risks while playing now, as befitting of your status? Or will you continue to sometimes show up to spam tailstab at people, maybe giving them a fracture every now and then while pointing at them

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Now you just need to prime runner and ravager to complete the holy trinity. From there you will unlock the secret IRL T4 evolution and become slimer.

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How many PVTs did you perma kill? Are you proud?

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I’m a very good Lurker player, but my greatest weakness is that I get bored out of my mind sometimes. Like, bored enough to tab out and start watching YouTube Shorts on my second monitor. That’s usually when some scout appears out of nowhere and turns me into a fine mist. Absolutely deserved, lmao

I’ve been banned from CMCord since 2022. I’m a completely Independent Candidatet ™️

Very often lately, took a bath at the coldest setting yesterday. It’s hot as shit over here currently, 34C

Sadomachoist. Equal opportunity pain enthusiast.

I take lots of risks, probing people with tail stabs is what I do in between when I can’t find a good attack angle on the marines. Nothing tilts a marine more than getting poked and then getting pointed at for it. It’s all part of the art.

I love my PVTs. They’re my favorite flavor of marine. Sometimes I even let them live, little mercy moments, y’know? Teach them a lesson about overextending and let them limp back home. Or not.

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The pointing does psychic damage

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Vamp or base, O Prime One?

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Literally never played vamp even a single time

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I cannot even articulate how extremely based this is

Thank you, Sage and Wise One Who Lurks

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The first time you get jumped by a lurker will scare the shit out of you.