Haiiii
I am looking for a strong girlboss VP to carry me through 2184 elections. Must be: Under 40, at least 9/10, from Luna, well connected with the UA deep state. Must have at least 800 Credit Score.
What I bring to the table: Good commanding skills and top tier male physique. Good with dogs. Highly proficient in Esperanto. High ESG scores. Highly diverse.
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If it isnt Winfield S. Burnsides, Im not voting for any candidate.
90 year old Veteran of many Campaigns.
Older than the USCM
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This forum is dedicated to the NEROID Sector. A jurisdiction of the TWE. There are scant to no settlements of UA nationals or citizens within this territory, even fewer outside of the vessels paid to patrol the territory.
If you truly want to seek re-election, you should at most pick a VP candidate from a UA Rimworld Sector if you wanna win the rural vote. But I advise it better for you to focus on your main demographic of urban Core-Worlders and middle-class suburbanites, rather than a Demographic that is either in active revolt, striking, staging Marxist organizing, or engaging rural neo-natal-nationalism.
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bitch im rigging the election what fucking urban rural vote
this isnt a democracy
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bob cross
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John Kilgore
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Admins I need the ability to heart this one post twice, please. Kleiner VP
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We remember Wallace Kerry Haar. He would have saved the UA.
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All the way, with Bill carson.
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I just realized they described Shay Silverlocke
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The horror
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Steve “Femboy” Murphy
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