never seen this guy in my whole life
hes nice though as i have been told
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3 hail dafoes for CMâs sins
hail dafoe full of buckshot john plab is with me blessed art thou among fraggers and blessed is the fruit of thy womb tank moore pray for us fear rpers now and at the hour of our perma amen hail dafoe full of buckshot john plab is with me blessed art thou among fraggers and blessed is the fruit of thy womb tank moore pray for us fear rpers now and at the hour of our perma amen hail dafoe full of buckshot john plab is with me blessed art thou among fraggers and blessed is the fruit of thy womb tank moore pray for us fear rpers now and at the hour of our perma amen
Real talk, I remember when I first met you via spear years ago, and you taught me how to fight preds (using the same image you posted here lol). I canât help but find it rather humorous that even as CM has gone in and out of my life over the literal years I have played this game, one of the main constants in this stupid 2d space vietnam game is that I knew when the announcement system blasted MAJOR JOE DAFOE ON DECK I am always going to hear 3 simultaneous warcries, followed by verbal declarations of adoration of âthe hero of the USCMâ from one or two people on one comms channel or another. No surprise why, really, I donât think Iâve ever seen a Commanding Officer that players have looked up to as much in all the years I have played CM.
But everyone knows this already, how is it that saying goes? âYou canât glaze a donut foreverâ? Yeah, I think thatâs right. I can recollect hijinks that we have done together over literal years like they happened yesterday - whether that be when we geared up as Alpha PVTS with skull balaclavas and HPRs back when they still had IFF, four of us firing in a line so fast that the games sound literally began to break and play no audio for anyone on screen. Or when weâd go as a Japanese pilot and crew chief duo, neon hair and labelling our machetes stupid shit like âTIGER CLAWâ, and swinging them at marines as the cargo bay doors open pushing them out to paradrop onto bugs for glory. Or even blasting girlboss music over spotify as we play xeno and kill literally everyone with a t1 caste ability (Cool!). Theyâre some of my favourite moments on CM. Management are gonna do what theyâre gonna do, nothing anyone can really do about that I suppose (even if theyâre wrong), but I have to say that youâre definitely one of the players that have kept me coming back to this game over the years, and itâs not gonna be the same with you gone (not that youâre dead, I promise Iâll stream this is the police at some point ok I have to do this stupid opengl project first that I keep procrastinating)
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had to parse this through chatgpt so it could translate it for me but i didnt get anything
i think cod zombies are cool though
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hell yeah to you including the dual deagle screenshot, i knew giving you that would look cool, thank you for all the rounds you bullied me as xeno too! it was a fun one
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When dafoe enter the briefing area you could feel the atmosphere in the room that the people/community loves you. You can see it on the groundside. You are a great person ugnip and its easy to see that, see you in a week.
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good lord does the Whitelist even consider how the community feels? either way adios man you were an awesome CO
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Thank you for giving me my first medal after playing CM for 5 years. Honestly I deserved it tho.
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Bye best CO Major Dafoe its been fun playing with you! 
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yo its been a week and im already missing this guy
this is fucked up he was my idol
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didnt you also quit
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yes
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âThe supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.â - Sun Tzu
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Man. Iâm gonna miss you. You were awesome.
Alot of my most memorable rounds were with you.
Alot of what has been said, has already been said.
But you were definitely one of the people that made CM, well, CM.
I could go on and on and write some elaborate post, but Iâll leave it at this:
You made a huge impact on the community and the people here. I hope life treats you well, and that you can bring your energy somewhere new; start the cycle again. Take care.
-From the player behind Quarterstaff, Katsura, and Ituralde
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joe dafoe sucks he didnt want to play barotrauma with me ill keep trying but not cool of him
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Is barotrauma good? I played it waayyyyy back when it was in beta and was a barebones SS13 in a submarine.
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Welcome to costco I love you
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barotrauma is goated complete missions get paid petty cash spent it all on fentanyl so your npc secofficers get high and then its all about reaching the end of the campaign which probably takes a couple of hours man but mr joe dafoe doesnt see the vision
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