Make CM great again.

General Acid Goop
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Everyone, please remember to register at your nearest CM relay in order to vote.

Now, why should you vote for me to be an admin?

Well…

I HAVE A DREAM!
That one day, every person in this community will control their own destiny.
A DISCORD OF THE TRULY FREE, DAMNIT!
A discord of ACTION and not words. Ruled by STRENGTH and not the WL Committee.
Where ML changes to suit the Marine, not the other way around!
Where power and justice are back where they belong, in the hands of the PRIVATES!
Where every marine is free, TO ACT FOR HIMSELF!
FUCK ALL THESE LIMP DICK MODS, AND CHICKEN-SHIT ADMINS!
FUCK THIS 24/7 INTERNET SPEW OF XENOMORPH AND BALANCING BULLSHIT!
Fuck “UNGA”! Fuck Command!
FUCK ALL OF IT!
CM is diseased, ROTTEN TO THE CORE!
We cannot save it. We need to yank it out by the roots
Wipe the slate clean
BURN IT DOWN!
And from the ashes, a new CM will be born.

The weak will be purged, only the strong will thrive, free to play how they see fit!
THEY’LL MAKE CM GREAT AGAIN!

Vote for me, and CM WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!

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When will we get taco tuesdays?

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When I am elected.

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clean your keyboard

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CM will never be great again until Beck returns to CMP full time, Forest brings back old CORSAT and we finally get a Bill Carson CO + Bob Cross XO round.

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Kindly go touch grass.

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Don’t forget Gerdy and Windhealer crawling in the Vents to annoy MP’s, and Kenneth Lance as MW, with Brett as an MP.

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It amazes me how you had to read what you had typed out and still decided to post it.

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Certain threads confuse me, this is one of them…

what is happening here?

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Acid goop

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why are my last two neurons breakdancing right now

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clean your room

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i am begging you to wash your laptop

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Honestly, wash the soap dude. You need it.

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Go outside, touch grass, find a good job and wife. Work out and find god.

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this daman guy is a total spaz B.T.W. If you thumbs down react one of his posts he will thumbs down you back within 30 minutes or less. Sad!

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This is relatable

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People arent even voting for you as a joke.

I think the message doesnt go far enough for acid goop.

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half right and not half wrong

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