- spend 80% of the round arguing with random marines on comms for questioning command decisions
- fire an OB at FOB supply coordinates at least once
- if things go wrong, blame the CO, if there’s no CO, blame the XO, if you are the XO, blame the SO’s
- scream at MP’s and call marines pussies as they haul you off to the brig for vaporizing the entire frontline with your misfueled incen OB (call the MP’s pussies too in LOOC for good measure)
- get banned
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if you want an actual command guide, play any total war game for at least 500 hours on the hardest difficulty then apply your skillset in command
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make sure you micro-manage your specialists so much they take off their headset
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Instructions Unclear, Spent the last 500 Hours becoming an Insane Rat Scientist with Nuclear Weapons
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The sounds of war, The sounds of marines dying because of me… always make me happy
Being XO? It’s more than giving orders. It’s creating moments like this, where everyone leaves with a smile on their face… or with a rage-quit.
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Hey guys, Legend of Total War here. And today we’ve got a saving your disaster battle playing as the CO of the USS Almayer, trying to win the fight on Trijent after late joining the round. The first major issue I see here is that the XO had the entirety of delta arrested after they refused FOB duty, the player has also killed the entirety of bravo after botching a paradrop into the xeno backline. To top it all off one of the SOs just launched an OB at the FOB, wiping out any remaining defences.
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The real trick is blame the marines for a bad OB.
It’s your fault for not thinking of the radius.
- This message is brought to you by the ministry of truth.
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Amazing guide. Should add a Greeno Addendum.
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which one do you recommend I only have shogun 2
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