Me. It was all me. Each point of damage the marines dealt was dealt with my help. Every xeno we killed was killed thanks to me. Each cade built, each marine defibbed, was the result of my efforts, my work, my actions. I, by myself, constituted around ninety percent of the marines’ abilities and power as a faction. I suppose the rest of the “people” who played on our team helped by shooting a bullet here and there, but at the end, none of it was significant enough to warrant any appreciation. I was the holy truss that held everything together. All would have collapsed into utter chaos within mere moments if my perfect attention had swayed for even a second. Unfortunately, yet another thing these nimwits fail to do is acknowledgeing this, and so some intervention is required at times. For example, while I was deterring our foes with my perfectly placed shots, I happened to run short of ammunition for a brief moment. Thankfully, there was a delta rifleman standing right next to me with a perfectly loaded rifle that begged to be transferred into the hands of someone more capable. Now, I could have just utilized my intellect to serve him perfect arguments which surely would have made him instantly surrender to me his firearm, but that simply would have meant having to waste too many precious seconds trying to reason with this sub-human neanderthal that was emptily gazing at the enemy’s direction. Instead, I made the calculated decision to gun him down on the spot, and seize his rifle so that I would be able to continue blessing my team with my abilities. An administrator did “bwoink” me afterwards (that’s how common people refer to private messaging), which made me briefly consider explaining my actions before I immediately came to the realization that this would mirror attempting to explain trigonometry to a farm animal, and so I employed a lie and stated that it was a mere accident (of course, I never do “accidents”) which was enough to make this thing leave me be. Lastly, I would like to state before any of you claim the opposite, this is not “satire”. I have no use for “satire”, as I do not need to mask my beautiful thoughts behind such things.
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New Copy Pasta just dropped.
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just play sg
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