Need I say more? Monkey ERT. Don’t ask how they got to the ship.
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do it. Give them guns too. Whenever they fire add monkey sounds. Give them bananas that heal them like sea of thieves.
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Already exists but it’s event only.
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They should get the chimp guns
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Very reddit-core
I’m just wondering what their thoughts on the marines would be. I personally think they’d be enemies to us for two reasons:
A) Monkeys are wild creatures who’ll tear you to bits. Of course this is a lame ass reason and this is a video game.
B) The USCM protects colonies, right? I wouldn’t be surprised if colonies on planets that had monkey like creatures just murder them indirectly with the advancement colonial land, or directly because of colonial fear of unknown creatures.
All that being said, I love monkey ERT, and sorry about the OOOK! rant.
they would think: ooo eee aa aaa
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I can’t believe I was so oblivious to the monkey ways and customs, please forgive me.
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The battle cry.
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