MPs need BE permission

General Acid Goop
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This is it, im tired of being disrespected by those fucking ungas, i can no longer gain satisfaction in just beating them and jailing those beasts, i am proposing that MPs also have permission and a CIVIC DUTY to BE unruly marines, i will propose guidelines below.

MP BE guidelines and other changes :

-MPs are to carry lethals 24/7, since marines are very likely to have lethals themselves. (and if we cant trust our boys in red to have lethals, can we trust the ungas ?)

-Years of study shows that NJPs dont work, thus MPs can now issue beatings and physical punishments instead of NJP. Anything that does not put marine in crit or breaks a bone is valid. The beatings can also be issued with jailtime in the cases of Damage against government property and insubordination and interference.

-If a marine has a lethal (even if holstered), and is being chased or arrested by MPs, the MPs can kill him for their safety.(reviving them is not a must, but try to remember to do so)

-Any major crimes gives any MP legal ground to BE anyone on the ship, even the CO. (writing a fax takes time and may not get a response, so neutralizing the CO is the best option)

-MPs now will get full acess to the ship.

-the MP armory will always be unlocked, MPs are expected to use riot guns and equipment in briefing untill ALL the marines are seated in an orderly manner

-No BE on sundays because god.

-MPs may BE any marine they suspect for any reason, without solid proof (if the marine is found innocent later on, try to revive him)

-MPs do not respond to CO anymore, they respond to the LAW.

I believe these changes will help the MPs subdue the ungas onceand for all

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Let’s add judge dredd to CM boys

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I AM THE LAW AND YOU ARE SHOT DED FOR NO REASON!!!

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I ain’t reading allat

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The text basically says that MPs should be allowed to kill people for fun

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The unga can’t be stopped, just like communism.

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You misunderstand the point of MP… it isnt for the good of marines. Its an ANTAGONIST.

For example you dont get NJP… the point of NJP isnt to get marines out of trouble! Its to pretend we do and keep the clock running for more charges. For example every NJP i do also involves making the marine say “mps arent that bad”." WITHOUT FAIL I get to add resisting and assault EVERYTIME! thats +15mins minimum.

And your goal shouldnt be to let a marine die… and escape to deadchat where they can interact with others. BE lets them escape their fate!

Your goal is perma. So you can lock a marine away in boredom forever. You can also torture them with bullshit paperwork. You also use it to bother and harrass command ( your secondary objective). Get creative.

One time i stuffed 8 marines into the same perma cell then put their ringleader in a seperate cell by himself. The 8 couldnt even move in their straightjackets or hear over the babbling. Meanwhile the ringleader was left alone to go slowly insane and BEGGED between shutter closing to be put in the other cell.

Death is too quick

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Slight downside is you also have to get your ass beat first, this would be solved by giving MPs the power to instantly send someone to perma by clicking them.

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MP’s will kill more marines than xenos. If all major crimes are ground for a BE then:

-A doctor giving balding pills gets BE’d (NoD)
-Shoving someone a single time is a BE (Assault)
-A MP commiting any crime gets BE’d (NoD)
-Heading to FOB without asking your head of department, even if it is for a single trip is a BE (NoD and/or Unauthorised Deployment)
-MP adds a charge that wasn’t supposed to be gets a BE (NoD and/or Prevarication)

I bet there are some more ~funny~ situations you could get BE’d in but I am too lazy to think about more.

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You could bait the marines aboard the alamo on first drop into shoving you and then mow everyone down legally.

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One small problem:How will marines know their rights? my solution: Read Miranda to their corpse

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Just go brrrt on the corpse a bit more, the brrrt is the only right they will have.

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Don’t give them any.

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Based

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All for it but remove the icons for unbuckling and unbolt the chair to the floor, MPs should have more risk and more freedom to beat and kill prisoners, as it stands its BORING and even if you do get out you’ll eat an OOC bwoink because you can’t even keep a dudes ID as a criminal.

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the worst thing is people are taking this seriously

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The CMP just shows up to the alamo with a M2C before first drop.

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I really like this idea, I want to see a Lance Corporal shoot a specialist in the back 4 times for cutting the line in requisitions, and shoot 6 different marines in briefing because they are resisting arrest. Summary excecutions are the new enforcement of the law.

See, I was thinking that breaking a bone/going into crit was a mandatory requirement as part of ALL arrests, but here I am proven wrong.

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I don’t know what you’re talking about, this topic is completely serious.
Anyways, MPs should get the Festeba, it’s red, they’re red, and the explosive rounds will help them quell riots without having to walk all the way to brig to fetch riot gear.

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