Hi, everybody. Encino here. As you all know, I’m working behind the hit new totally original server, Crystal Keep.
Here’s the issue, I can’t decide the lore. That’s where you guys come in. I’m gonna give you the Gods and a short description of them, from the original codebase. Our objective, or my request, is for you guys to help me rewrite them to make them hopecore, lovepilled, and generally funny.
If you think I’m making this thread as my way of trying to also write down these gods in my free-time because I keep distracting myself when I’m not working, you’re maybe right.
The Ten
Astrata
Sun Goddess, the loving mother. She decides the priest (pope?) of the land and administers divine justice as well as judgement for evil kind. She’s a bit of a twist of an archetype, sun goddess and all.
Noc
Moon God. The shifty Moon man. He’s the knowledge god and administer of magic throughout the land. He’s essentially the Mage God.
Ravox
The God of honor and justice. Not divine justice, justice normal. He’s essentially the god of getting into a fist fight in the street for honor.
Pestra
The Goddess of humours. Essentially the medicine goddess of healing and bile and all the rest of the four humours.
Necra
The Goddess of Death. She’s just the goddess who watches over you as you die and ensures your passing and takes your soul into the next world. Her and Pestra worked together to get rid of the main antagonist god, Zizo. More on that later.
Xylix
The god of lies and humor. Essentially the joker but also a cunning rogue as a god. He is an ai generated god that essentially created the first lie.
Abyssor
“Poseidon. Poseidon. What do you want from me? What do you want me to understand?”
“Without Gods, man is nothing.”
He’s just Neptune, Poseidon, etc. The ocean god. Personally, I view him as the god of transformation, and have thusly made the catgirls worship him.
Mallum
The Dwarf god, but also the God of like… craftsmanship. He’s the god of art, generally. He created the Dwarves.
Dendor
The lizard god. The forest hunter. The god of animals, the forest, druidship, all that. They say he’s in the shape of a lizardman. But, he’s also the creator of the chaotic werewolf curse.
Eora
Originally the creator of all women. Now the ERP goddess. I don’t know. I won’t have ERP.
The Inhumane Gods
Zizo
Zizo is the creator of all the zombies and undead, including vampires, who created a plague curse on the land, allowing the undead to rise up and spread the rot. Allegedly defeated by Psydon, or Necra and Pestra. Looks like an Elf, so some people think he’s the Elf god.
Graggar
A play on words on the nickname Fragger, honestly. Just the bandit god that created Orcs and Goblins, and the inventor of cannibalism.
Matthios
The Commie god. May be a god, may be a former bandit that tricked his followers into believing he was a god… technically a god now. The worshippers of the ten consider this guy a heretic. Anyways, he’s the bandit god who you forfeit all your money to.
Baotha
I’ll keep it short. Crackhead lady goddess. Goddess of crackhead energy. Think the purple haired crack head lady in the crack den that fits in too well. Essentially, creator of teh drugs.
Psydon.
Psydon is funny. Psydon is supposed to be in world Jesus paladin who instead of peace and love, is actually doom guy and beat the shit out of Zizo, silly style, after he created the undead. Something Christ isn’t supposed to do until at least the second coming.
Some codebases consider him the creator of the ten, others consider him and Zizo just a knight and necromancer that attained godhood for their battle.
I already rewrote it. Psydon is now Juan Francisco Donaldo and I won’t say more than that for now.
Anyways.
So far I have ideas. Like Juan Francisco Donaldo. Removing some gods, adding a few more gods.
I am open to notes and suggestions.