Four years and some months ago I made the grave error of joining this server during COVID. Yada yada it was fun and I was staff for a bit, then I became CO, then I was councilor for a bit, mhm, I did that big chungus april fools event…I uh did the Pred Department Heads/SLs event for April fools too…I uh, I did other things I’m sure.
I’m 99% sure most of the people who knew me are gone but idc im making a cryopost anyways. I’m leaving for navy OCS tomorrow and honestly I’ve been so done with CM for a while, don’t expect to see me in game anymore (NOT THAT I PLAYED! RIGHT FELLOW NEVERPLAYERS!?), and probably not in the discord for about 3 or more months depending if my ass gets rolled.
Okay, here’s the mandatory “thanks for being my friend” lists people do:
Um soomis (HI SOOMIS!!!)- I think you were the baseded out of all the people I sometimes talked to. Like any homie who knows battalion wars is a real one…and those who were there for the original ODST posting.
Nina Shacker Whacker something or other- You were rad, thanks for playing misc games with me. Sorry to hear about the silly order that won’t let you die for our country 
. Um sorry for never playing league with you, meant to do that
Chen- FUCK YOU CHEN!!! (I love you bbgirl, see you for icecream after paris)
c4xmaniac- The army sux, f u
Pahndoomak- OMG HI! the army doesn’t suck and um, the f14 is cool and thanks for playing helldivers with me. Us CM boomers gotta stick together
DukeOfCaslistigolo- dude I still don’t really know who you are but you’re a homie, that’s for sure. I just know you hype me up sometimes.
Grimreaperx15- Grim, I know we had our ups and downs…but in the end you can play toys with me anytime.
Ashley Bullard- I have never interacted with you outside of posting critters, but god damn do I love critterposting 
Thwomper, the thwompa, the thwompulator, punished thwomp, the thwomp- good job thwomp! keep up the good work! Watch your ass in the pensacola area…you fucking giant. I will always fondly remember our interactions, red hat gang was fun the more I think about it
Kilgore- funny guy, still barely know you
Maylsix- bye mayltwelve 
Booker Peralta- You are kenough, you are my favorite frenchman. 
IDC ENOUGH ABOUT THE REST OF YOU!!! (or I forgot).
Anyways yeah lol, bye cm.
P.S I’ve never seen this guy before? Wbu?
