We need to add a Bucees map to CM. Imagine fighting in the halls of the perfectly clean bathrooms to then emerge and engage the xenos while chowing down on beaver nuggets.
Europeans simply couldn’t comprehend what’s being talked about right now btw.
im asian though and i still dont understand it
I’m American and I don’t even know what he’s talking about.
its texas exclusive
I think it’s a gas station
is this what the american dream refers too
It’s throughout the entire south East, I guess Yankees can’t understand it either.
Bucees is love, Bucees is life as a native Texan. It even supercedes CzechStop sadly
Good morning marines. Welcome to the briefing. We’re currently above LV-Bucees, home to the famous Texas brisket cut. They just sent out a distress signal and we’ve been sent to check it out, here are the squad orders
Alpha: move to secure comms in the worlds cleanest gas station bathrooms
Bravo: Setup a fob in the parking lot that can support 300 parked cars. Make sure to destroy the Tesla
Charlie: move to secure the world famous brisket. I expect to hear “FREASH BRISKEEETTT ON THE PLATE” once it’s secured. Make sure the fat chick with 9 kids does not beat us there.
Delta: Move to the alcohol section and drink all the coors, engage the xeno threat (bucees employee) when they try to kick you out
And secure some gummie worms
“fat chick with nine kids” is my new way of referring to the queen when she has exactly nine xenos left.
dont forget the merch
imagine getting chicken nuggets IN TEXAS
god i fucking love buccees
I’m European, I do not understand
erm thats not what beaver nuggets are, nice try european skin walker
you poor bastard, not knowing the embrace of Bucees
Best post of 2024.