We need to add a Bucees map to CM. Imagine fighting in the halls of the perfectly clean bathrooms to then emerge and engage the xenos while chowing down on beaver nuggets.
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Europeans simply couldn’t comprehend what’s being talked about right now btw.
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im asian though and i still dont understand it
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I’m American and I don’t even know what he’s talking about.
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its texas exclusive
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I think it’s a gas station
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is this what the american dream refers too
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It’s throughout the entire south East, I guess Yankees can’t understand it either.
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Bucees is love, Bucees is life as a native Texan. It even supercedes CzechStop sadly
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Good morning marines. Welcome to the briefing. We’re currently above LV-Bucees, home to the famous Texas brisket cut. They just sent out a distress signal and we’ve been sent to check it out, here are the squad orders
Alpha: move to secure comms in the worlds cleanest gas station bathrooms
Bravo: Setup a fob in the parking lot that can support 300 parked cars. Make sure to destroy the Tesla
Charlie: move to secure the world famous brisket. I expect to hear “FREASH BRISKEEETTT ON THE PLATE” once it’s secured. Make sure the fat chick with 9 kids does not beat us there.
Delta: Move to the alcohol section and drink all the coors, engage the xeno threat (bucees employee) when they try to kick you out
And secure some gummie worms
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“fat chick with nine kids” is my new way of referring to the queen when she has exactly nine xenos left.
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dont forget the merch
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imagine getting chicken nuggets IN TEXAS
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god i fucking love buccees
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I’m European, I do not understand
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erm thats not what beaver nuggets are, nice try european skin walker
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you poor bastard, not knowing the embrace of Bucees
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Best post of 2024.