New Gamemode: Push the Fart

I been thinking about how to possible bring back soul in its old glory for a while now.
And no, the soul wont be in Distress signal. At all.
The only way one could make the soul work is by removing it in other regards to the point where it is Stronger, but not bloat for neither xenor nor Marines. It will best stay an emote.

So how abou farting gets its own game mode?
The idea is very simple.

  1. Marines get a Fart Emote
  2. Farting gets to be very loud.
  3. Xenos get some soul (xenonid sprites; Fancy gamemode exlusive devouring emotes)
  4. Marine Win condition is to get a salt PR merged that can only be done by spamming fart
  5. Xeno win condition is to make 1000 salt LOOC’s

There would need to be a lot of things changed and figured out for this to work.
But i think this is the best version we could ever bring back Fart emotes.
Distress signal isnt build for soul, so why not make a gamemode that is.
I say it like its easy, but this will definitly be gassy
Just had that idea for a while now, first with a req gun that has a 600 RPM firing mode. But i belive farting emotes is better.
Its fun to fart. Just have to make it fun to be on the other side of it.

Also, just saying. Push the Fart can also work the other way around with the xenos needing to manually emote farting. So it definitly wouldnt be a “only marines get soul” thing.
The chance to implement the giant Fart from the ending of Dark Decent is too tasty after all.

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Missed opportunity to say
“Marines get to be dummy thicc”

We should literally add the queen being canonically so thicc the clap of her asscheeks alerts every marine within 2 screens whenever she walks, replacing the stomp sfx. It’s only right.

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you guys are freaks

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I agree my man