Player Report - Improper BE (Sandvich)

Player Report

What’s your BYOND key?

What Round ID did this incident take place in?

Idk some helldiver round

The Round ID is required, not including it will result in your report being denied without further investigation.

Stfu who cares look it up

Your character name
Hell Diver #455124-34

Accused BYOND key
sandvich idk

Accused character name
Chen CO

What rule(s) were broken?
shit BE

Description of the incident
I called him an r slur for not knowing the marines said communication is key or something and he said I’m BEing you then shot me in the back of the head and said “oh I didn’t think that’d kill you lol” which then set off a FF war that still hasn’t stopped and has spread to different friends, escalating to a point of paranoia where no one trusts one another to not TK.

Look up my shadowplay logs idk

Screenshots, logs, etc


This is such a skill issue, why didn’t you just fucking shoot Chen before he could BE you unrobust dummy???


i remember this

im not going to provide anything useful to the report im just going to say i remember something happening


hello nasoki chen innocent man here to set the FACTS straight

  1. George is a forum goblin:
    Can my fellow cm community members really trust the words of someone that gets his CM gameplay from the forums? He doesn’t even know what FF or BE’s mean outside of player reports he stalks

  2. No dental records proving the body is George: I’m not saying I was there when george got an extremely proper BE, but if I was I would know his head exploded due to the 2 9mm rounds he took to his head. If it even was george. Who knows without proper dental records. If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit

  3. LRP report: How can you even report something if you’re dead dumbass

  4. I told you not to report this: What the fuck dude, I told you not to type up a report now I have to send the Boy’till clan after you :cold_face:

Thank you for hearing an innocent man out on this slander campaign produced by a dead corpse

I also just unlocked the 500kg bomb, I can not wait to help my team out with it by killing George more : )


Blatantly false, everybody knows two 9mm rounds to the head isn’t lethal, nonetheless head exploding. Only a guilty man would lie in such a way.

Ur next lil man

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Stop yapping you know you’re wrong. Go ahead, hush up boy and admit it.

oh my science I am a boytill IDIOT.

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little shitter? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in my local community college’s performance arts and I’ve been involved in numerous local theatre plays, and have over 300 people who watch my dungeons and dragons videos where I dm on youtube. I am trained in high RP warfare and I’m the top RPer on the entire Goon RP server. You are nothing to me but another lrp shitter. I will wipe you the fuck out with my high octane RP the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mods across all of discord and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ‘RP.’ You’re fucking banned, kiddo. I can RP anywhere, anytime, and I can roleplay killing you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my voice acting skills. Not only am I extensively trained in voice acting, but I have access to an entire community of depressed terminally online college students and I will use it to its fullest extent to annoy you online, you little shit. If only you could ahve known what unholy retribution your little ‘clever’’ response was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will shit fury all over you and drown you in it. You’re fucking dead in my D&D world, Kiddo.


Lieutenant Colonel Haar and Private First Class Mayl Fore (hero’s of the USCM and who never lied) alongside George Washington can testify I was at court for other issues :speaking_head::speaking_head:


my counsel invokes @stalkerino to testify that Lt. Col. Haar is dead, so you’re lying.
(counsel pictured above, he’s very polite and well mannered)


this player report is just skill issue ( get better at robusting COs)

bro can dodge but got hit instead so skill issue bozo

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Your honor I call Brad Ward to the stand to set the facts straight



pulling logs for this one next year


Hello. My name is well known and I don’t need introduction to the peons. The CO whitelist will fall, every CO will be an Asian much like Baekshots and Thucshots. Wallace K. Haar was not even the start, it was just a test sample, a warning that all of you should heed.
ADDENDUM: Chen will be replaced by a femstatic.
ADDENDUM2: Mayl Fore will be killed with hammers.
ADDENDUM3: George farts


Femstatics must reign :saluting_face:

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:person_kneeling: :dash:

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I am torn on this. On one side is my homie @c4xmaniac. He is a great man. Of supreme integrity and intellect. He constantly drives me to improve and be a part of the CO Whitelist.

However; @Sandvich123 is a United States Marine. Graduate or soon to be graduate of The Citadel. A proper officer. My grandfather was a United States Marine officer and graduate of VMI. I have a kinship with this man.

Gentlemen, we must put aside this feud. We are adrift in a sea of blood. Come to the bargaining table and resolve your issues like true gentlemen. I implore you to resolve this difference peacefully. God wills, I pray this feud will be put aside and renew the bonds of fellowship.


Cringe. Let them fight to the death like officers in the good ole days where if one insulted another’s honor then they would have a duel.

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Okay, this sounds interesting. I will agree to this under the following terms:

  1. Betting is allowed. We need to make some money off this.

  2. I will be master of ceremony of the duel. It is two friends. I can’t be second to either one.

  3. we summon the ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage to provide commentary. We have the technology.

Are these terms acceptable?

Sounds good.

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Bargained and done. Let’s make this happen.