[Player report]

[unrelated round context] [rambling] [grumbling about how something is OP] [Actually getting to the point] [requested punishment: lifetime ban and castration]

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Brings up some irrelevant incident from 6 years ago

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[Staff denying the report because they got paid with CM13 bucks]

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patrice emote

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Can we also ban Samson Jack in this report, please? He stole my spec & SG roles.

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I wasn’t there during this round, nor do I know the accused, nor do I know the accuser, and I haven’t even played Colonial Marines before, but I think-

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[Points out some specific things about the character in other rounds and not even mentioning the round in context, despite being against the rules]

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You know I don’t think [person] is actually all that bad but they did insult me once 524 rounds ago so idk maybe we should QC ban them

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[Insert rant on the current state of CM that has no relevancy to the report].

Also, @BasilHerb is basil an herb or a condiment?

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It is a herb.

Glorpo Blorbo WOULD never do such thing. He was the kindest players I have ever known. I would always trust him, I knew him when he was a young poor boy! All of these are lies! I tell ya! Lies! Ya want me to give up my boy so xeno can win? I would neva let you take him!

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[personally insults you for bringing up irrelevant incident that i think is another irrelevant incident]