Posting the medical chemline and surgery timetrials at late december

Since some people wanted the timetrials saved and shared in some place other than my own notepad, I figured I would post it to the forums. I don’t want to keep posting to the forums any updates on them though, so staleness would be a problem.

I figured instead: I will post them at year’s end. More of a “these were the top players this year!”. So, this topic is a heads up if you want to participate and be on the list before year’s end.

For those who don’t know what I am talking about: my character Vincent ‘PeriKing’ Frontiers, can sometimes be seen as a nurse, doctor, or CMO. When I take these roles, I make a DnD table in the medbay with 4 D20 dice, and some pens and paper in the middle. There will be a DnD sign up sheet on it, and also 2 papers labeled ‘surg timetrials’ and ‘chem timetrials’ with all the doctors names on them with times they took to complete the trials. If you only see the 2 surg and chem timetrials sheets without the DnD table, I am probably a groundside role and just wrote the sheets and left to go groundside.

I run two trials. One is for chemline where you make IA, FE, KD, and MB. The other is surgery on CMO’s dummy where you fix arm IB, arm frac, chest frac, chest organs, and larva. There are some extra rules but that’s the jist of it. Not adding all rules in this already too long post unless requested. If you ask me to do either trial, I accommodate that request unless of course I have to do my role’s job, dummy is not available, chems do not have power, or marines did not drop yet. I tell you the rules, use my cellphone to time you, and write your name in the correct position in my notepad when done. As a note, DNF on the sheet means Did Not Finish, a way for me to keep track of who not to bother with “hey you want to do timetrials?” ingame.

If you see the setup table with the timetrials sheets, I am most likely available to ask, although of course you will have to be a nurse/doctor/cmo to participate. Technically researcher too but don’t drop stim production for this. I sometimes advertise OOC ‘doing DnD and Timetrials this round’ before the round starts. If you catch playing at all and I am doing another round, feel free to ask my MHVO xeno or groundside role LOOC, or OOC me to be nurse/doc/CMO next round if you want to do a timetrial. If you can never seem to catch me ingame and you really want to be a part of it, I guess DM me on the forums and we can work out a time to meet up.

Acid goop because this is just a silly thing I do that some people got passionate about. I will tell you: first place are currently gods. The lists I guess I will post in general in december.

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The timetrials have been the most fun thing happening around medbay on most rounds, love it, Vince!
I will keep grinding the chemtrials until I perish :scientist:

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The time trials are such a fun idea, they’re the main reason I stick around as doctor at this point.

I will have that top chem spot come December or I will die dying *warcry

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It is going to be close between you and zoe on who can mash the shit out the buttons and reach first place. Almost odd two online players have the skill to reach close to human limits.

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Draft Race when?

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What about execution speed run for MPs and BE for COs? Maybe one for getting brigged too.

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After my week ban for mentioning a player’s name when talking as a xeno, I am vowing to never use chat again unless absolutely nessasary. As such, timetrials and dnd are gone perminantly.

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Wat

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Updating this just to give clarification on my side rather than abrupting ending this for interested.

I am not saying this to go against admins. I don’t want people going against the admins just because of our disagreement. They still keep the servers clean and were respectable. They still want me on the servers. My passion has been killed though.

Let me post the final results of the timetrials.

Time for completion (heart, lung, larva, RArm IB, RArm break)

Tess ‘Dumbass’ Conway - 1:20.50
Nedim Salimovic - 1:21.90
Everett Howe - 1:22.00
Sam ‘Mid’ Jones - 1:22.68
Zoe ‘Auntie’ Veidt - 1:23.25
Karl Anderssen - 1:23.45
Russet Lovell - 1:24.58
Ketch ‘‘Sketch’’ Sonder - 1:31.18
Kaz ‘APC’ Smith - 1:31.70
Saito ‘Asylum’ Tatekawa - 1:32.26
Morgana ‘Bugs’ Isemann - 1:33.00
Andrew ‘Piped’ Drake - 1:33.02
Rolland Mallon - 1:33.94
Griffin ‘Mad Dog’ Garrett - 1:37.82
Tao Jian - 1:40.64
Taylor Max Graft - 1:40.73
Ruben Yeskey - 1:42.03
Faith Ashvile - 1:42.89
Vincent ‘DM’ Frontiers - 1:43.74
Paxton A.W. Partisan - 1:51.17
Easton ‘Tricord’ Shafer - 1:53.59
Goddard ‘Eagle’ Pearsall - 1:54.93
Hayden Ryder - 1:57.87
Tyco Strauss - 2:04.97
Steven Price - 2:19.06
Allen ‘Mac’ Patterson - 2:55.18
Solomon Mouse - 3:14.56
Wulfe Locklear - 4:05.35
Rube Scott - 4:24.09
Maddey Mu - 5:31.59

Time for completion of 4 chems (IA, Fe, KD, MB)

Zoe ‘Auntie’ Veidt - 0:25.26
Benny Chalkford - 26.02
Leo Schrader - 0:39.20
Russet Lovell - 0:46.91
Irene (Synth) - 0:52.00
Karl Anderssen - 0:53.37
Terry Jones - 0:54.02
Everett Howe - 0:56.37
Taylor Max Graft - 0:59.01
Serene ‘Seraph’ Alvarez - 0:59.84
Wulfe Locklear - 1:00.56
Monica ‘Mayo’ Mayori - 1:01.67
Paxton A.W. Partisan - 1:02.81
Easton ‘Tricord’ Shafer - 1:04.23
Nedim Salimovic - 1:05.03
Rolland Mallon - 1:05.25
Zayden ‘Courier’ Agg - 1:06.58
Elsa Clark - 1:07.25
Griffin ‘Mad Dog’ Garrett - 1:08.70
Saito ‘Asylum’ Tatekawa - 1:09.80
Sergio Konstanza - 1:09.26
Hadrianna ‘Hades’ Greywood - 1:12.78
Kaz ‘APC’ Smith - 1:15.20
David ‘Butters’ Smith - 1:16.68
Rube Scott - 1:23.86
Vincent ‘DM’ Frontiers - 1:24.04
Ysabel Batten - 1:27.13
Steven Price - 1:32.01
Jeanne (Synth) - 1:32.69
Tao Jian - 1:44.64
Ruben Yeskey - 1:47.05
Max ‘malpractice’ Kennedy - 2:09.63
Kailey Dickinson - 2:14.25
Shane Kiefer - 2:15.36
Calanthia Trovato - 2:51.36
Lylias Shen - 3:01.12
‘Red Mustache’ - 3:43.92
Dorothy Zemeckis - 3:49.38

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Just chill man- take a break for a little while, we all get in trouble with the admins from time to time if we play long enough. Sometimes the rules are kind of dumb, sometimes the admins are kind of dumb, sometimes we are kind of dumb, sometimes it’s all of the above. No reason to take a vow of silence over it.

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Haven’t checked forums for a while and I’m really sorry to see you practically gone from medbay, as far as I know, at least. Thank you for running the trials, it’s been a blast.

I might try to revive the trials, grandfathering existing times into the new list. Would you be OK with that?

Edit: do you remember what the damage values were for heart and lungs in surg trial?

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