With the rapidly expanding numbers of preds and a low headcount of these new modern preds leaving the game or going on a hiatus, I believe we are rapidly approaching a apocalyptic MTGNG-class Predonance Cascade Universal Collapse scenario.
Eventually, the server will be so overloaded with pred players during pred rounds that the universe will not be able to contain all the fart-sniffing within one singular digital server cluster, causing a 0.4nm smug-positive microsingularity to appear inside the server box, which will consume the planet in 24 days.
With the current level of human technological development, this has a 100% chance of causing extinction of all known life in the universe.
Henceforth I demand for the so-called “Pred Council” to cease accepting new members, effective immediately.
Huh? I thought we were turning the game into Alien Vs Predator? Marine is going to be a whitelisted role in a few months once they open up Predator to the masses.
You don’t get it do you? This is just the beginning. The 20% increase of Pred rounds per round, the new sprites being worked on, code edits to Pred regarding balance in months… This is the dawn of a new era being ushered in by Stalkerino.
Marines and Xeno players alike are finally going to fully understand that the Yautja are a third faction entirely separate from the rest. We’re gonna see 20+ Preds running around in every 3rd round as a new normal sooner or later, each one of them a very highly skilled roleplayer and robusto. By 2025 noobs aint gonna be asking “how do I apply to be a Working Joe?” they’re gonna be asking “what’s the easiest Yautja clan to get into?” time to start mentally preparing for Predator Majors.
