Given my history of being a plat in prisioner and my amplitude of normal, everyday use of brig cells and brig facility I have come to one conclusion. ITS FUCKING SHIT.
Exibit 1:
We can see in the image above your typical John Rock. Because of course I was brigged again by what I can assume could only been done by an mp force led by a 13 yo teenager. Charges? Assault and theft. Why did I do that? That’s very simple, because I cannot pb mps with a “reasonable rp cause” (I call that bullshit). So a power hungry child that has yet to learn to read or write considers a marine and I shoving to be “bad” (even if we agreed, it was consensual [for anyone saying “its still a crime you shouldnt shove marines even if they ask for because its assault” you can put those rules up whatever crevice you want]. So he orders us to stop, of course the marine and I when we see this expectacle of what the brig system has come we decide to shove the mp (Many people may say this is “assault” too, I just think we did that mp a favor by giving him some actual human touch) and as its usual the mp quickly goes hand in holster to bring out what I could only describe as the most overpowered weapons (or annoying weapons for that matter) that coders could have thinked of, the flash. Ofc because mps usually lack motor functions he cannot flash me completely so I, as an 150 iq marine I swiftly shove this abomination of a human to the ground rendering him completely unable to do anything (Likely what they were doing before). After this I take his taser so he feels in the necesity to be close to 4 other MPs plus the CMP that passed by likely due to his job being so boring (as it should, nobody should be playing CMP). So I finally sucumb to the masses wishes and I fall on the floor from a pepper spray (talking about OP weapons) and I am put in cuffs. After prob hurting some MPs feeling with my harsh but real words I am put in brig cell number 1. As it could be deduced I dont stay too much time in brig’s cell number 1. As I rush to the farming area to take my scape tool, a mini hoe, I can envision what devious things I would do to the mps when I get away. As Its logical I scape from my cell breaking the front glass door and then I rush to the brig’s glass that connects civilization, the USS Almayer, with brain rot land, Brig. As something that happens once in a million years an mp hears me and tries to stop me. When he is unable to stop me with his hands like a real man he decides to take me down with a double taser grip. This ofc does nothing to someone like me and I manage to shove to the floor the mp that had decided to hit me with a stun baton (this one is fine because most MPs suck at melee) as he realiced his double taser welding didnt affect my psyche. Once the MP is on the floor I take his stub baton and hit him a few times, although unable to kill the MP because it seems his armor is also OP I did manage to hold my ground as a prisioner with rights. As I am then tackled by this MP and taken to the perma cells I must have cursed every familiar this MP had. This is completely justified tho because everyone knows perma brig is bullshit in on itself. Once inside of the perma cell as anyone who respects himself would do I start breaking the window. Is here where MPs show what their moral fiber is made of and instead of coming in and settleling things like a man with punches he decides to use the most annoying mechanic in game, wall flashbangs. Once I am stripped of all personnal possesion I could have gotten in that cell (my shoes and a pen) this MP decides the next best course is to use a mechanich I can only think coders put in for internet masochists, the straight jacket. For anyone not familiar with it it basically means you cannot use your hands for anything, not even if your balls itch. Once in this position and knowing well off these MPs are not really CM players but rather must be Garry’s mod rp chorogreophers judging by their will to not let anyone do anything that goes agaisnt their wishes I express my ideas. I belive these ideas were not dangerous as I was just claiming my intentions to kill “some” people, but as anyone can imagine I am stripped from my rights again not only from a character perspective but from a personal IRL perspective as I am now unable to do anything in game except for talking. And its clear that no matter how boring the MP role is nobody enters to RP witht the person that cannot do anything more than talking.
Exibit 2:
We can see here very clearly how this isolation and clearly MP biased gameplay affects the average player psyche as he curses on the name of MPs. Must have been screaming for at least 2 minutes. Truly horrific I cant understand how admins let things like this pass through
Conclusion: STOP THE PRISIONER OPRESSION. Playing as prissioner as the meta is right now is a pain in the ass because MPs are very much op against marines considering you cant blast them in the face without getting bwoinked and for the fact that marine law is stupid as fuck.
