Public Service Announcement for SADARs

ACCURATE RANGE:
AP - 5 tiles
HE - 6 tiles
WP - 7 tiles (screen range)

The next person to instant-fire AP at a fucking rav at the edge of their screen and have the AUDACITY to complain to me to ‘stop pushing’ is going to have their reproductive organs ground into feedstock for research’s atropine poppy farm.

Please, for the love of God. You are going to WHIFF every rocket that gets fired at a target outside of these ranges. No, your sprite clicks do not allow for automatic tracking with rockets like they do with bullets from a firearm. No, your rockets aren’t killing anything on their own unless the enemy is squishy or you have good OT rockets. No, you are not him. YES, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CARRY A FUCKING AP M39 INSTEAD OF STARING BLANKLY!!! WHY IS THE ROCKET LAUNCHER YOUR ONLY WEAPON??? WHY ARE YOU BLOCKING EVERYONE FROM FOLLOWING UP???

ALSO, THE NEXT GUY TO MELEE RESIN STRUCTURES ONE BY ONE MINDLESSLY INSTEAD OF USING THEIR BRAIN SO THAT UNSUPPORTED DOORS COLLAPSE AND DON’T NEED TO BE KNIFED IS GOING TO SATAN’S BEDROOM WHERE THEY WILL ENCOUNTER HORRORS BEYOND THEIR COMPREHENSION FOR ETERNITY

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I LOVE OBSCURE CM MECHANICS THAT ARE NEVER EXPLAINED ANYWHERE IN THE GAME YET ARE ESSENTIAL TO PLAYING WELL, I LOVE ESOTERIC KNOWLEDGE THAT REQUIRES A VETERAN PLAYER TO TEACH YOU BECAUSE IT DOESN’T EXIST ANYWHERE ELSE!!!

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I will not apologize.

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Valid crashout. Also add those clowns that push Queen and Boiler choke combo one by one and get capped

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Reasonable crashout

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No, im gonna fire an AP rocket at the charger thats behind us and gib the medic ball.

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Samson acting like he was just gibbed by sadar :laughing: so real

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Gonna take this chance for a big shoutout to the lobotomites that insist on standing in front of the SADAR, blocking his firing line on the 2-tile-wide choke in tunnels.

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Valid crashout tbh.

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Okay so uh go back to the lab and tell me the accurate range for OT rockets. Thanks.

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69/420.

I think it depends on the parts used for OT rockets, last time I had someone make me OTs they told me. But then again it was a veteran who made mine. . .

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None of this would have happened if a certain someone didn’t re-add SADAR rocket gibbing… :wilted_flower:

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Still my best pr to date

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I find it weird coming from a SG main. But still good cope.

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I am garbage with sadar, but the other day on cape river I got some bombad OT rockets and one shot a warrior and prae with it and felt amazing

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ACCURATE RANGE:
AP - flickshot it
HE - eyeball it
WP - eyeball it

The next person to instant-fire AP at a fucking rav at the edge of their screen and have the AUDACITY to complain to me to ‘stop pushing’ is going to have a MEDAL pinned to their CHEST for their heroism and leadership.

Please, for the love of God. You are going to WHIFF every rocket that you DO NOT FIRE while calculating optimal ranges. No, your sprite clicks do not allow for automatic tracking with rockets like they do with bullets from a firearm. Yes, your rockets are killing anything on their own as long as you aim at lesser drones and facehuggers. Yes, you are him. NO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT CARRY A FUCKING AP M39, YOU ARE PLANNING FOR FAILURE!!! THE ROCKET LAUNCHER IS YOUR ONLY WEAPON!!! WHY ARE YOU LETTING EVERYONE FOLLOW UP TO STEAL YOUR KILL???

ALSO, THE NEXT GUY TO MELEE RESIN STRUCTURES ONE BY ONE MINDLESSLY INSTEAD OF USING THEIR BRAIN SO THAT UNSUPPORTED DOORS COLLAPSE AND DON’T NEED TO BE KNIFED IS GOING TO SATAN’S BEDROOM WHERE THEY WILL ENCOUNTER HORRORS BEYOND THEIR COMPREHENSION FOR ETERNITY (I actually agree with this 100%).

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I LOVE OBSCURE CM MECHANICS THAT ARE NEVER EXPLAINED ANYWHERE IN THE GAME YET ARE ESSENTIAL TO PLAYING WELL, I LOVE ESOTERIC KNOWLEDGE THAT REQUIRES A VETERAN PLAYER TO TEACH YOU BECAUSE IT DOESN’T EXIST ANYWHERE ELSE!!! ALSO WE NEED TO RE-ADD HEFA TO REQ AND PFC VENDORS. ALSO BRING BACK TECHWEBS SPECIAL AMMO AND RAILGUNS AND QUEEN BEACON.

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Rockets are being tracked buddy. I have multiple clips on how i click on a xeno sprite for it to dash and take the rocket with it.

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attention all slaves (mentors), please confirm this man’s claim with haste with a report on my desk by the end of the week

failure to do so will result in a heavily worded personally written complaint to @roboticpotato regarding your continued position within the CM mentor whitelist for all so-called ‘mentors’ who fail to respond

you have been warned

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I don’t know about that I sprite clicked a Rav last night and my AP went straight past it :open_mouth: someone confirm?

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