Public Service Announcement for SADARs

ACCURATE RANGE:
AP - 5 tiles
HE - 6 tiles
WP - 7 tiles (screen range)

The next person to instant-fire AP at a fucking rav at the edge of their screen and have the AUDACITY to complain to me to ‘stop pushing’ is going to have their reproductive organs ground into feedstock for research’s atropine poppy farm.

Please, for the love of God. You are going to WHIFF every rocket that gets fired at a target outside of these ranges. No, your sprite clicks do not allow for automatic tracking with rockets like they do with bullets from a firearm. No, your rockets aren’t killing anything on their own unless the enemy is squishy or you have good OT rockets. No, you are not him. YES, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CARRY A FUCKING AP M39 INSTEAD OF STARING BLANKLY!!! WHY IS THE ROCKET LAUNCHER YOUR ONLY WEAPON??? WHY ARE YOU BLOCKING EVERYONE FROM FOLLOWING UP???

ALSO, THE NEXT GUY TO MELEE RESIN STRUCTURES ONE BY ONE MINDLESSLY INSTEAD OF USING THEIR BRAIN SO THAT UNSUPPORTED DOORS COLLAPSE AND DON’T NEED TO BE KNIFED IS GOING TO SATAN’S BEDROOM WHERE THEY WILL ENCOUNTER HORRORS BEYOND THEIR COMPREHENSION FOR ETERNITY

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I LOVE OBSCURE CM MECHANICS THAT ARE NEVER EXPLAINED ANYWHERE IN THE GAME YET ARE ESSENTIAL TO PLAYING WELL, I LOVE ESOTERIC KNOWLEDGE THAT REQUIRES A VETERAN PLAYER TO TEACH YOU BECAUSE IT DOESN’T EXIST ANYWHERE ELSE!!!

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I will not apologize.

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Valid crashout. Also add those clowns that push Queen and Boiler choke combo one by one and get capped

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Reasonable crashout

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No, im gonna fire an AP rocket at the charger thats behind us and gib the medic ball.

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Samson acting like he was just gibbed by sadar :laughing: so real

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Gonna take this chance for a big shoutout to the lobotomites that insist on standing in front of the SADAR, blocking his firing line on the 2-tile-wide choke in tunnels.

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Valid crashout tbh.

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