It has recently come to my attention that the so-called “CO Council” is using their powers within the UA Deep State to send Observer Majors onboard the ship to seek recruits for their growing ranks of anti-patriotic traitors among the USCM.
The failed aspirants are killed in industrial accidents, such as a certain 1st LT CMP.
I believe the CO Deep State and the Bob Cross mafia are working in tandem to cover up their joint operations by causing mass marine casualties. Every once in a while, a critical mass of marines would be asked to “paradrop”, thus causing a full marine wipe. The Almayer would then undergo “cleaning” and be refilled with a new batch of marines.
My fellow patriots, I believe the purpose of the USS Almayer has been to cultivate the growth of a military hierarchy of sleeping agents that will turn to the UPP and give up our country to these vile commies with a fingersnap by a certain mystic with a weird tattoo on his forehead.
All Patriots are instructed to follow the Gilded Falcon directive, effective immediately. Phase 1 is now active. Begin cohesion enhancing protocols.
To all Patriots - the Phase 2 of our project is a go. The Joint Mafia-Council control over role distribution and staffing is irreversibly compromised. The usage of flag and colour guard, disguised as purely a morale exercise, has bolstered our ranks significantly.
All Patriots are instructed to roll for Command roles and give these 100% All-American marines the leadership they deserve. Anonymous sources within the Space FBI are saying that the Council is preparing to make a move to counter the Patriotic Patriot Takeover Of Even More Patriotic United Americas Patriotic Marine Corps.
These bureaucrats won’t know what hit them…
To agents within the field - code RED LIZARD is now active. You must RED LIZARD our enemies. The beloved nation demands it.
To all Patriots.
I announce you that we have formally requested to join the UPP. This is time for celebration.
All Patriots are to go into the Maintenance and walk alone with no helmets immediately. You will be visited. Please do not wear anything covering your ears, such as headsets.
