Granted but it is a Xenomorph with the letters Q and T growing from its head like a tumor, it wears a maids headband and apron but is otherwise a normal xenomorph and will kill you just like any other xeno if it sees you.
I wish that I could never get stuck in traffic.
You donât get stuck in traffic any more, drive around with 300 km/h and then get involved in a traffic accident.
I wish getting all the things morrowbeno removed back.
You never get them back. Also for making such an ungrateful wish you lose M2C privileges.
I wish getting all the things morrowmarine removed back.
granted! you get them all back but in exchange many QOL features you have come to love have been removed to accommodate them, the balance fails and the server bores you to tears
i wish to be president of the United States!
you become president, but bill carson tries to assasinate you while you sleep, after that he takes your spot has President and a mutiny happens.
I wish my CO whitelist back
You get your CO whitelist but everytime you CO the privates have access to broken OT nades in their vendors instead of normal HEDP packets and hand throw them only in scenarios where they bounce back.
I wish for IOs to get a shotty version of the scout thermal cloak (like the mk2 nvg where you have to eventually recharge it)
IOs go around funny cloak powergaming and hive-diving and no intel arrives at the almayer.
I wish MTs would actually not be assistants (aka greytiders)
granted, MTs are turned into WMTs, they make the guns for the marine force and the operation is stopped for 30 minutes for them to construct the armaments of the crew
i wish xenos didnât get 1 larva per cap
Granted, Xenos get no larvas from caps now and are instead only gained from a complex series of tasks that involve getting shipside.
I wish more medics understood their jobs and didnât let several marines perma in a single spot.
Granted, all medics now revive you, but leave you unconscious and crit rather than healing your injuries, thus making you a free cap.
I wish it werenât so fuckinâ hot outside.
Granted. A new ice-age encompasses the world and temperatures everywhere drop to below freezing. With plant life being unable to survive this new cold world, all animals begin dying off and a mass extinction event occurs.
As the remaining food supplies dwindle, humanity draws itâs last breaths. Humanity does not die fighting, rather, it dies cold and alone, looking up at their once bright star, now just a dim light.
I wish predators would actually RP and not 24/7 murder.
Predators me emote at you until you are distracted enough to get capped by a bald runner.
I wish COs would stop protagonist syndrome ungaing at the enemy with a smartgun.
Granted, COs now fear rp and in doing so, have a chronic fear of guns and armed servicepeople.
I wish drinks & cooking recipes were expanded upon.
Granted but they have become so expansive that they take 80% of all development time, slowly but surely draining all progress to the core game loop. Leading to mass player burnout and the eventual change to Colonial Marines - Hells Kitchen as the new server
I wish that carriers were stronger
Granted, carrier is now a great capping caste with a lot of fun abilities, but now morrowmarine has to nerf bursting again, this time to 0.001 larva per cap.
I wish the game was as fun for me as when I just started playing.
Granted, you now have memory loss and have forgotten everything you know about the game. Just like old!
I wish I could roleplay as a chef who gibs people and serve it to the marines.
Granted but only you have this permission, leading to endless bitching and forum threads about it until you are socially repugnant to the community for the double standard.
I wish I could be a CO Working Joe
Granted, but now everyone can play Working Joe CO, gimmick quickly becomes dull and annoying for everyone.
I wish I could wall off corpses as xeno.
Granted, you can wall of xenos now but it becomes the new meta and the game slowly dies out from lacking good gimmicks
I wish everyone stops body blocking and knows how to move out the way for another injured person/xeno.
Granted but body blocking is replaced with a rock paper scissors check, if you fail you not only cant move by someone but also get pushed a tile back and get a defense debuff for the shame of failing the check.
I wish that Marines would follow the be a reasonable person standards in the rules and not be criminally insane.