ruin a wish

General Acid Goop
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the most classic thread from early 2000s forums

make a wish and then the next poster has to ruin it creatively and make their own wish

I wish for my dog to be able to speak!

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It will only speak in racial slurs. Like HEAVY racial slurs, it tries to make jokes with them too but its just really racist.

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I wish to be able to time travel with no bad repercussions. I.E. no brain damage, no time-altering paradoxes

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You can only time travel animals, only SMALL animals like mice or rats. No large being like a human or dog can time travel.

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reminder you have to make a wish after ruining one!

i wish for one million dollars but it has to be real!

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You are investigated by the IRS for the large cash influx and are put into jail due to being unable to adequately explain how you obtained it, along with your money being confiscated.

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I wish I could fall asleep.

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You immediately fall into a coma that lasts for 48 hours. You will wake up after that and stay awake for two days, before falling back into a coma and repeating the cycle.

Now for my wish I want super toughness.

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You are super tough. But you feel every injury with quadruple intensity.

I wish cancer was easier to get.

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And you become a blob of cancer.

I wish for nothing.

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And you get something.

I wish I was good at cm.

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You become excessively robust at CM but your robustness makes you an instant meta target, every xeno main will call in marine friends to shank and decap you at prep. If you somehow make it out they will then decap you once the dropship opens the doors.

I wish for the ability to code and make the perfect meta so people wont bitch about it anymore.

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Everyone will continue to bitch regardless, and everyone will hate your work.

I want a dog

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With CM finally becoming perfectly balance the server pop drops catastrophically, as it turns out most people are only here for the arguments

I wish I had some quesadillas to eat

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You and your dog gets prostate cancer

I wish CM was actually a good game

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As CM becomes a good game, it becomes a lot more popular and well-known. A new tide, far greater than the Ssethtide, plagues CM as every Twitch and Youtube streamer checks out the game. Everything is lost.

I wish RP standards were enforced.

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CM turns into a HRP server and you get banned for forgetting to salute the CMP

I wish i can roll spec any time i want

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You always roll pyro when xenos have full rav hive.

I wish for world peace.

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World Peace is obtained thanks to the kill bot armies of the new world order.

I wish for a puppy.

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granted, but the puppy is untrainable, chewing on everything including power cables, unable to be trained to shit in the garden and generally a nightmare.

i wish for a qt xenomorph maid

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