STOP. USING. THE TRICO POUCH.

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IM TIRED OF SEEING IT YOU COME WITH IT TO MY MEDBAY AND ACT LIKE I AM THE IDIOT FOR FLAMING YOU LET ME EXPLAIN PLAT CORPSMAN POSER THE REAGENT POUCH HAS A CAPACITY OF 480 UNITS PLUS 90 UNITS IN THE ATTACHED INJECTOR FOR TOTAL OF 570 UNITS ALL THAT TO OCCUPY ENTIRE POUCH SLOT SOUNDS NEAT RIGHT NO YOU CHUD IN FACT ITS VERY BAD CUZ YOU COULD TAKE MEDICAL KIT POUCH WITH ITS 7 SLOTS FOR ANYTHING LIKE I DUNNO FOR EXAMPLE 7 TRICO PILL BOTTLES AND COMMON RECIPES GET YOU 240 UNITS OF CHEMS INTO ONE PILL BOTTLE SO LIKE ONE MEDICAL KIT POUCH CAN HOLD UP YES YOU BET 1680 UNITS OF CHEMS THATS LIKE 3 TIMES AS SPACE EFFICIENT THAN REAGENT POUCH HELL I CAN EVEN COOK YOU UP SOME PREMIUM SHIT THAT WILL HOLD 300 UNITS IN A BOTTLE BUT NOOOOOO I GOTTA USE MY SHITASS TRICO POUCH OTHERWISE ILL OD THE JOHN ALPHANOID ON TRICO APLIFYING INTO HIS INHERENT BRAINDAMAGE LISEN SHITASS THE REAGENT POUCH SHOULD BE USED TO MIX AS MUCH CHEMS AS POSSIBLE OTHERWISE ITS A WASTE OF INVENTORY SPACE AND WITH THE INJECTOR INCLUDED THE GREAT IDEA WOULD BE USING IT FOR STABILIZER MIX IM TALKING BIRCA MERA KELO DERMA TRICO DEX+ INAPROV OXY POUCH INJECT THAT INTO THE COCKVEIN OF A CRIT PLAT RIFLEMAN AND HE WILL GET UP FASTER THAN TELLING HIM IF HE SCORES MARINE MAJOR HE WILL GET A CHANCE TO TOUCH A WOMAN IRL ITS WHAT REAGENT POUCH WAS MADE FOR AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT REVIVAL MIX POUCH LIKE GODDAMN I LOVE INJECTING 5 UNITS OF EPI EACH SHOT AND 80% OF IT GOES TO WASTE LISEN BUDDY USE YOUR HEAD FOR ONCE HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF BRINGING THIS LAME ASS REVIVAL POUCH YOU GET MEDICAL KIT POUCH AND PUT A HYPOSPRAY LOADED WITH EPI SET ON 3 UNITS INJECTIONS AND SYRINGE CASE HOLDING 3 BOTTLES OF EPI TO REFILL HYPOSPRAY WOW WORKS GREAT BASICALLY SAME THING BUT ALSO YOU GET 5 MORE SLOTS TO FIT WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES LIKE MAYBE SURGICAL KIT SO YOU DONT DECAP A GUY WHILE FIXING IB ON HIS HEAD CUZ HE REFUSES TO WEAR A HELMET OF COURSE THAT WOULD MAKE PERFECT SENSE IF YOU PLAT CORPSMEN SMUCKS WOULD GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YO ASS AND USE IF FOR SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN FORMING ARGUMENTS AGAINST ME WHERE I SAVE YOU FROM DEATH WITH MY STABILIZER MIX AND YOURE BUTTHURT BECAUSE I SHOULD CHECK YOUR CRITTED DYING ASS WITH SCANNER FIRST BEFORE INJECTING LIVE SAVING MEDS MIX THAT LIKE IN A 15 UNITS INJECTION GIVE YOU LIKE 3 UNITS OF BIRCA AND 1 UNIT OF OXY BECAUSE I CAN ACTUALLY CRITICALLY THINK ABOUT MY LOADOUT I SWEAR NEXT TIME I SEE ANYONE WEARING TRICO OR REVIVAL POUCH I WILL OD YOU ON OXY AND HIDE THE BODY IN LIAISONS WARDROBE

among-us-rant

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Your honour as a demonstrative for refuting all claims of the pouches lack of specific performance I would like to enter that one game I recall dosing 6 marines with tric+oxy while in the middle of a retreat on the run whilst simultaneously dragging a stretcher.
No further questions.

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Simple rebuttal: I can just run around entire front stabbing people with tric+inap to prevent the blinking red dumbasses die from being blinking red.

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no

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how dare you

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Chill man.

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But… but… he rejected me…

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Grief him in game. Speaking of. I have not seen you in game. What gives?

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FUCK YOU DOCTOR MAIN YOU WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND THE NEED TO YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY HEAL PEOPLE FAST AND EFFICIENTLY BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS AFK IN MEDBAY WITH YOUR FUCKING NECKBEARD AND SCRATCH YOUR BIG BELLY WHILE ERPING WITH THE NURSES THATS ALL YOU DO EVERY TIME I GO IN MED AND ASK FOR IA MB KD FE YOURE IN THE FUCKING RECEPTION DESK SNORING WITH YOUR SHITTY FARWA PLUSHY YOU NEVER DO CHEM YOU NEVER HEAL YOU DONT EVEN DO SURGERY YET YOU DOCTORS KEEP COMPLAINING UHHHHHH WE DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO IN MEDBAY REEEE WELL LADEEE FUCKING DAAA GEE I WONDER WHY MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU GUYS DONT FUCKING DO ANYTHING YEAH SURE BUDDY LEMME FUCKING PILL 6 PEOPLE 2 TIMES EACH ON THE FRONTLINE YEP SURE LEMME WASTE A MILLION SECONDS ON UT WHEN I CAN USE MY GIGACHAD REAGENT POUCH YOU KNOW WHAT MR DOCTOR MAIN HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO DO A MASSCAS BEFORE DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO DEAL PEOPLE IN 5 SECONDS FLAT WELL I DO AND YOU DONT AND THAT MAKES YOU INFERIOR TO ME IN EVERY WAY YOU ARE LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING COMPARED TO ME DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM IM THE FUCKING GUY WHO WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN AND DRAG YOUR CHARRED CORPSE FROM YOUR NECKBEARD DUNGEON TO GET YOUR 700 BURN ASS BACK UP IN LESS THAN THIRTY SECONDS FLAT BECAUSE IM A FUCKING VERIFIED BADASS FUCK YOU KIDDO YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO ME I AM LITERALLY BETTER WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO LECTURE ME ON WHAT TO USE IN MY GLORIOUS OPTIMISED 8 BIBLE LOADOUT WHO THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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I carry one pouch of inaprovaline and one pouch of dylovene so that I can inject both into the patient and it mixes the tric in vivo. My tric is insanely fresh and never carries the risk of being expired.