Story of Family Guy
Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh
Oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh
oh-ohhhhhh-oh
Story of Family Guy
[Peter Griffin]
Quagmire, Cleveland, Joe
Those are my best bros
Welcome to the show
Story of Family Guy
I work at Pawtucket Brewery
When I’m at home I’m with the family
As you can see
The show is all about me
Every night we go to the Clam
Joe in a wheelchair, that’s half a man
[Joe Swanson]
That’s who I am
Can’t walk, but I wish I can
[Peter Griffin]
Should I stay with Jerome?
Or should I go home?
I think I’ll just take just another beer
Lucky that there’s a family guy
Making us all laugh and cry
[Tumor Peter and Brian Griffin]
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh)
[Peter Griffin]
The dog can talk, and write, and read
Baby Stewie’s got a time machine
I just drank a keg
Fell and broke my leg
Shut the hell up Meg
Story of Family Guy
[Peter Griffin]
Cleveland Brown is a decent guy
Had his own show, and it would be a lie to deny
That it’s worse than Family Guy
[Retep Griffin (Evil Peter) + Peter Griffin]
Should I take my place… and fart on Meg’s face…?
I think I’ll put her face to my ass
Lucky that there’s a family guy
Making us all laugh and cry
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh)
The dog can talk, and write, and read
Baby Stewie’s got a time machine
Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh
Oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh
oh-ohhhhhh-oh
Story of Family Guy
[Peter Griffin]
Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh
Oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh
oh-ohhhhhh-oh
Story of Family Guy
Lois, Chris, Stewie
That’s the family
Come and watch and see
This is Family Guy
Bad jokes, mid memes
Please bring back Seth Macfarlane
I am gonna die
If I watch more Family Guy
Crazy antics, is what we get up to
Cutaway gags, that is all that we do
Reference humor, lazy drawn out gags
But we’re better
[Tumor Peter]
THAN MODERN FAMILY GUY
[Peter Griffin]
Lucky that there’s a family guy
Making us all laugh and cry
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh)
The dog can talk, and write, and read
Baby Stewie’s got a time machine
