Concerned Citizen here. As we know, most recently the CO Application Subforum has been overwhelmed with slop apps, as trillions of copy-pasted XO characters try to apply for one of the highest ranks in the land.
You may ask, well, Mr. Citizen, why do we then detect meager numbers of SOVL from these applications? If they really were cloned, we’d pick up absolutely nothing!
The answer to this question is simple. The UPP is engaging in a protracted campaign to fill the USCM ranks with artificially soul-infused Sloppy Cloned COs and they use a known war hero to do it. The man in question, of course, is Lt. Col. Wallace Haar. The man in question has been extracted by the UPP and using communist necromantic magic, UPP have harvested the the SOVL of the Colonel for use in their newest Mk.2 ClOnes.
Obviously, drastic action must be taken until CM is irreversibly damaged beyond the obviously damaged state it currently is in. Henceforth, I am proposing Operation Yankee-Allied-Plab, or Operation YAP for short.
The UPP is handling the operation from the hijacked USN ship, the Gary-class Destroyer USS Obama. A well-armed crew of marines will infiltrate the vessel, and recover the remains of the Colonel. A ledger of UPP Clones will be retrieved and the operation shut down.
The remaining clones will be hunted down and destroyed. The operation will be pinned on predcord, to cause a predcord-UPP war that will hopefully cause the destruction of both Pred WL and the previously unknown to the world at large UPP Surv WL.