SVATO PLINK OFFICIAL FAN CLUB

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Hey guys, my entire family plays this game and we all root for the same Major, Svato Plink. We have decided to formally make a official fan club in his honor. Please submit your name, social security number, and your debit card with the numbers on the front and the 3 silly little numbers on the back. We need it for official merchandising through a third party… :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

If Svato Plink has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Svato Plink has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Svato Plink has only one fan then that is me.
If Svato Plink has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Svato Plink, then I am against the world.

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@Moralintern please explain this. Also Wallace Haar is the True Hero of the USCM! May he rest in honor in the Hall of Heroes along with Chesty Puller!

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How dare you stand where he stood.

Never forget. Bob Cross. The true Major.

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the plinker fandom killed my dog

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Joe Dafoe (2021/2022 era) was better, even I will admit.

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svato stink f u!!!

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paid chatter

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I heard Svato Plink’s a pill popper…

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svato twink

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