SVATO PLINK OFFICIAL FAN CLUB

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Hey guys, my entire family plays this game and we all root for the same Major, Svato Plink. We have decided to formally make a official fan club in his honor. Please submit your name, social security number, and your debit card with the numbers on the front and the 3 silly little numbers on the back. We need it for official merchandising through a third party… :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

If Svato Plink has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Svato Plink has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Svato Plink has only one fan then that is me.
If Svato Plink has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Svato Plink, then I am against the world.

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@Moralintern please explain this. Also Wallace Haar is the True Hero of the USCM! May he rest in honor in the Hall of Heroes along with Chesty Puller!

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How dare you stand where he stood.

Never forget. Bob Cross. The true Major.

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the plinker fandom killed my dog

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Joe Dafoe (2021/2022 era) was better, even I will admit.

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svato stink f u!!!

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paid chatter

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I heard Svato Plink’s a pill popper…

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svato twink

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Svato Plink has issued an DMCA take down of all official Svato Plink and Plink-182 merchandise. This is the worst day of my life, I am considering permanent exile…oh great heavens!!!

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svato plink took my dog

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i think i hate this plink guy actually

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It’s true, the entire Plink-182 band get together every weekend for blow and pingers

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Had to come back from undeath to say that I hate this fucking guy. I fucking hate Slato Wink so fucking much it’s unreal. The times I woke up at night thinking I want to rip this guy’s head off and decap him would make you shudder in fear. Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to play. There are 387.44 million decaps of dogshit marines that fill my fun facts. If the word ‘hate’ was engraved on each of the gelmets of those hundreds of millions of marines it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for Skato Twinj at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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