Synthetic Whitelist Application

Synthetic Application - stalkerino

What is your BYOND key?


What is your Discord ID?

why you need that

Do you usually play a specific character? If so, who?


What whitelist applications have you previously completed?


Synthetic Info:

Name of the Synth Character you wish to play:


What is your Synthetic’s Personality?

None, he is literally a robot

How will they react to the different ranks of the USCM, what would they talk about in a one on one conversation? What are their interests? What is an advertisement logline that could be written for them?


Why do you want to be a synthetic/why should we whitelist you?

Joe needs to do some cleaning

What is your most memorable interaction with a synthetic?

I beated up a working joe while he said “Do not damage seegson property” really funny

Synthetic Character Story:

Joe was a good synth the best of them he only knew one thing. Cleaning and moping was his life he didn’t need anything else





Clean the mess


cleans blood


throws the usefull AP to disposals

What are some scenarios that you can perform combat in? Give us a brief example.

joes can’t do combat not even in self defense so he will just scream “do not damage seegson property”

Final Info:

Have you been banned from CM in the last month for any reason? Do you have any active jobbans?

yes I’m banned from CIC, REQ, MPS, only playable role is squad marine I think it won’t affect me

Are you currently banned from our Discord?


Let us know why you were discord banned.

Because I told firecharge to take off his programmer socks

Do you have anything else you would like to include about your application?

do not damage seegson property

Why was this posted in stories I’m pretty sure I posted it on acid goop.

epic fail

why is it called stalkerino too

Joe is Stalkerino alt

He is cool and robust
+1 :smile:

sup man we killing quickload tonight

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Sup An’kui today we’re SD’ING at briefing?

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also yeah time to kill quickload, you’re taking his senator spot

It is on. The Beacons are lit.

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Underrated, laughed my ass off