The Book of Grudges

[man (Commisar_Slove1)]

1. James ‘Evil’ Bushman
   keeps winning against me whenever I play queen, and also he knocked me out with some drug from North Korea while I was Liason once

2. All MP players
   They are monsters. They are horrible. They must be punished. Also I definitely don’t have something 10-20 hours as MP roles hahahahaha that would be crazy

3. Waynes ‘Wild’ Barnes
   fragged the entire xenomorph hive one time on lowpop, never forgetting this horrible offense, you will pay… mark my words

4. Kleiner
   ACHTUNG!!! sstop deploying planetside and leaving your poor XO to pick up the slack

5. Metascout Players
   Fuck you. You ruined this game. You have my everlasting hatred. You will pay.

6. John ‘Marine’ Frag

7. Shiva Snowball Voters
   you will pay for your crimes. You picked the worst fucking map behind Solaris Ridge. What the fuck. Sometimes, I think we should replace Shiva Snowball with Shiva Shitball with how shitty the lowpop gameplay is.

8. Pyros
   everyones talking about gibbing the SADAR but these fucks are the real shit

9. Commanding Officer Whitelisted Players
   stop burning the fucking documents i bring you as CL gg

10. Dumbass Marine
    ARES : Dumbass Marine has been brigged for 10 minutes for ; Resisting Arrest, Crimes Against Humanity, Murder

11. That one SADAR that gibbed 2 people at Req. Line
    dude got fucking executed lol

12. M2Cing Req. Line
    truly this was our Colonial Marines

13. Cucumberpizza
    “I think this should be in Acid Goop. Btw what’s your ingame name so I can meta grief you?” i usually play Reynard Bashline but i currently cant play for another 3 days…

that’s all… for now…

if you couldn’t tell this was a joke… but i will expand it… or was it a joke, are we jokes? what is a joke? is humour subjective or is it objective? is a joke really a joke if nobody laughs at it?

add suggestions in replies

also let me know if i should move this to somewhere else

note : being moved to Acid Goop soon, me sleep, do not expect contact back til’ tommorow

[DukeofCagliostro (Archibald V. Cartwright)]

@man

Shiva Snowball Voters

Ice is nice.

[Cucumberpizza]

I think this should be in Acid Goop. Btw what’s your ingame name so I can meta grief you?

[Wintermote]

Pyro player here. I flame anywhere on the map, I can be 20 miles from the front it doesn’t matter.

You then run into the fire, scream “STOP FLAMING THE PUSH” and then blame me for what you just did to yourself.

And then I look at you and say,

No.

[JohnBald (John Wheeler)]

i vote shivas too

[man (Commisar_Slove1)]

what does this mean what

[ReqMain (Dan Sullivan)]

From a Req Main:
SO players: Please dear god learn how your fucking terminal works and send my crate for the love of GOD send the fucking crate when people need their fucking ammo

People on Req line: Know your god damn order and stop ordering 3 different restricted weapons and 10 grenades. Just stop.

People who break into req: You are slowing me down from the people on the ground from getting their shit. Or if it’s pre-drop you’re slowing down the line and punishing everyone with your bullshit.

From a doctor prospective:

Unga Addicts: Chemline is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t wait for your shitty meta-mix then you don’t deserve to get it. Medics come first.

[man (Commisar_Slove1)]

unga addicts are real