The Duke

Please someone mirror this before it gets deleted by the cabal. @DukeofCagliostro is the real owner of the server. He DM’d me last night and said “I am the reason you’re permabanned” and said Id stay banned unless I sent him a pic of my navel. I told him I don’t know what a navel is and he said he has a pic of the navel of every admin on the server. He uses their navel pics to control them like voodoo dolls. I told him I still don’t know what a navel is and he replied with the full name&address of Steve Buscemi and after I told him im not Steve Buscemi he blocked me. I don’t think my permaban is getting lifted but I’m really scared

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Funny story. I did try to buy the server once.

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You sicken me

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I am going to delete it.

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The Duke is the kings brother. This post is an attack on the crown and therefore high treason. Off with their head!

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Duke is just a sophisticates AI sent back in time by rosckos basilisk to ensure the server is in the right hands in the future.

I for one welcome our AI overlord

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i hope you’ve prepared yourself, surely this outlandish attack on his honor by suggesting he would manipulate our humble local admins & their navels for his own gains will invoke a duel at dawn and The Duke does not miss

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I have dueled before. I prefer swords but pistols are fine.

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There were many people tried buying the server to shut it down, they all failed. I wonder why :thinking:

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How much for the spec tokens, @DukeofCagliostro ? I have other inquiries as well.

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How many Zimbabwean dollar’s do you have?

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I do not have any, but what i have, is a sign letter from a nigerian prince, who said i will enherit his fortune if i send him 50 bucks to pay administrative shit. Sounds like a good trade, if you ask me.

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Good trade indeed.

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