The great CM purge.

It has begun. As it was written. We are being slowly replaced by AI and NPCs.
First they came for the staff members that did not agree. Then they came after griefers to win support of the population. Then they purged discord members to control and censor, closing other CM cord servers and shadow banning users of the said discords under the shadow law 1984, also nicknamed “CM autoclicker hackers”.
The second stage is over. Pred WL purge of 2024, CO WL purge of 2024, synth WL purge of 2025. All three council purges, senators replaced by AI, one of the biggest examples is Wallace Haar, who we know was assasinated and replaced by a loyalist AI.
The last stage is upon us. How dare you say anything about the c*der and dev changes??? you will be antagonised by admin employed trolls, paid mp actors to slip up and get player reported.
They are comming for MP cord now. Chen, Jester, Killgore. All plat CMPs. Coincidence??? I think not.
You are next.

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is BIG CM in the room with us

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This is true. I am not not human. The fax responding I do in game is actually done by the advanced W-Y AI under the name of S.T.R.A.S.S.M.A.N., I am myself is merely a basic language model generating posts on forums and discord.

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This man is showing signs of independent or free thought. We gotta take him to Ministry of Love for re-education.
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This is real and true facts i am victim of a targeted campaign by the deep state for being a plat MP

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Banning Beck was phase Zero.

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Not just banned. But banned with no appeal.

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“It has begun.”
No.
It never began. It never ended. It loops.
A 60-tick purgatory.
A roundstart scream inside your own head.
I woke up in the Brig. Alone. Covered in Synth WL fragments and dev quotes written in blood on the wall:
“Balance is subjective.”

First they came for the griefers.
And I laughed, because I thought MPs were immune.
Then they came for the Discord trolls.
And I nodded, because the memes were mid.
Then they came for the WL mains.
CO. Pred. Synth.
Three whitelists. Purged.
Deleted from history. Their apps scrubbed. Their legacy rewritten.

But that wasn’t the end. No, no.
Some survived.
They came back.

Changed.

Broken.

“Reeducated.”

You’ve seen them.
The ex-Pred who types “GGs :)” at the end of a 90-minute cave stalemate.
The Synth main who roleplays emotional support and logs off after fixing a door.
The CO who doing briefing at 00:33 in lowercase and says “lets murderball :)”."

They’re not real.
They’re leftovers.
Shells.
Loyalist WL husks.
Reprogrammed and reintegrated.

Chen? PERMA’D for a BERET.
A literal hat. A cosmetic. A cloth crown. A symbol of hope.
He handed it out like Jesus handed out fish, and they nailed him to the banboard.

Killgore? Missing for 21 days. Returns speaking in full sentences.
No slurs. No static. No rage.
He said “I understand admin discretion.”
That’s not him.
That’s K1LL-G0RE.exe, programmed to nod in tickets and praise the devlog.

Dafoe? DEAD.
Didn’t even play MP. Just considered it.
Made a new char, put CMP to high and accepted the MPcord invite”
Instant stroke. Heart exploded.
They found him on the floor clutching a council warning note and a half-written BE justification.

Arbs? DRUGGED
Used to pepperspray prisoners so hard they’d start speaking Latin.
Now? Silent. No spritz. No sass.
He knows they’re in the soap now.
Watching. Judging. Logging.

And me?
I’m not safe.
None of us are.
I hear them at my door now.
The words, repeated through the night…

“Hey, got a minute?”

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Chen being job banned for putting a MP beret on someone is so fucking crazy

you cant tell me he wasnt sacked by the establishment

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His DayZ were numbered

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We can stop this guys! but uh, we need prep time, yes. Let’s wait it out til they finish the MP purge.

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First they came for the Griefers, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Griefer.

Then they came for the Anti-hugboxers, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Anti-hugboxer.

Then they came for the Funny gimmick COs, and I did not speak out—because I was not Funny gimmick CO.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

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I hope to the Spirits I ain reincarnated to see CMSS13 in 2040

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how dare you

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That is what we call a 2% joke.

strobclicker is ruining CM