the hidden marine tech that nobody wants to tell you about...

General Acid Goop
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hi guys :waving_hand: :waving_hand: :waving_hand: im back with another AWESOME :smiling_face_with_sunglasses: :100: marine tip :+1: :+1: for you guys and i think this one is pretty good cause i’ve played this game 1 time in the past 9 months on shiva’s snowball as it was ending and i haven’t seen ANYBODY do this so you can trust me :pleading_face:
also i have a whitelist so im clearly better than all of you :grinning_face:
if you see a corpsman or any medical role walk up to you and say that you’re not doing too good, or hold up pills, or say that you need medical help then MOVE AWAY FROM THE FRONTLINE AND STAND STILL JUST FUCKING STAND STILL STOP SAYING “i’m fine” OR “i’ll be fine” LIKE YOU’RE SOME ACTION HERO MOVIE!!! YOU’RE NOT HIM!!! YOU WILL DIE AN EMBARASSING DEATH CAUSE A LESSER DRONE TAILSTABBED YOU AND YOU GIBBED INTO PIECES!!!
YOU’RE NOT FUCKING FINE STOP WALKING AROUND WITH 5 FRACTURES!!! I DONT WANNA DO IB SURGERY 589234 TIMES PER ROUND CAUSE YOU CANT SPEND ONE SECOND WITHOUT YOUR FRAG FIX!!!
YOU HAVE 189 DAMAGE AND ARE BLEEDING OUT OF EVERY SINGLE PORE OF YOUR BODY WITH SHRAPNEL STICKING OUT OF YOUR CHEST NOW STOP PUSHING INTO THE WARRIOR HELLCHOKE WHERE YOU WILL GET INSTA CAPPED AND WE LOSE CAUSE OF ATTRITION AND LOSING NUMBERS ADVANTAGE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGJSDHKGSDHJKGSHJKDGHJKGJKHSHFJHSDHAQASFISGXC!!!

bonus tip!!!
this one is really niche tech guys but uhhhh if you uhh feeling a lil ouchie wouchie in your uhhhh chest then its heart damage probably especially if you got revived
it’ll say it in big red letters if you even have like 2 heart damage which isn’t a big deal so don’t panic!!!

anyways thanks for reading!!! tune in next time where i talk about uhhh uhmmm uhhhh errrr

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this post has been approved by the real medicordian alliance

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no

i would rather die crawling than roundend strapped to a bed shipside playing btd1

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1749499652_new_plants vs zombie stream lol
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yeah i keep help intent on as a corpsman, howd you know

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YOUR NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

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after reading and listening to the constructive criticism given so far… i’ve decided…
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I dont believe in fractures if god wanted me to believe in that crap Id spawn with a medhud on me you sissy soft handed democrat

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Real American’s Fact Check this as TRUE!!!

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In one hand you can be treated, beeing torured by not shooting anything. On the other hand.. you know you have a grenade in your pocket. You COULD snail walk to frontline. Prime it, and then immediately pass out before you can throw it and take down the frontline with you and become the headliner of the week in last round chat.

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