A lot of people are terrified of picking up the Squad Leader kit because they think they aren’t “robust” enough. They assume that if they can’t 1v1 a Ravager with a machete or point-click a Runner moving at mach 10, they’re going to fail the squad. I’m here to tell you that raw combat skill is actually the least important part of being an SL. I’ve played hundreds of rounds in this slot; I’ve led pushes that wiped the hive and I’ve led absolute disasters. Through it all, I found the secret sauce. It isn’t your gear, it isn’t your aim, and it isn’t memorizing every tile on the map. It’s Noise. If you want to be seen as a top-tier SL, you need to be talking constantly.
The reality is that your average Marine, especially the “baldies”, has the attention span of a goldfish and the survival instinct of a lemming. When the shooting starts, tunnel vision sets in hard. Marines freeze at chokepoints because nobody wants to be the first one to eat an acid spit. If you stay silent, they will sit at the cades until they die. But if you’re spamming “PUSH! MOVE UP! GO GO GO!”, you break that bystander effect. A text bubble over your head creates a focal point in the chaos. The golden rule is simple: if there isn’t text over your head every five seconds during a fight, you are effectively invisible.
New SLs often make the mistake of trying to be the hero. They take point, try to secure the kill, and inevitably get dragged into the darkness. Remember: a dead SL is a useless SL. Your weapon isn’t the pulse rifle; your weapon is the twelve marines standing behind you. Don’t worry about shooting the Xeno yourself. Instead, point at the threat and scream “CONTACT NORTH! LIGHT THEM UP!” If you’re too busy shooting, you aren’t watching the map or checking your squad’s status. Let the Spec and the robust privates handle the killing while you handle the direction. If you shout “PUSH THERE,” five guys will dump lead there, which is way more damage than you could ever do alone.
Rapport is the one stat nobody talks about, but it’s the most vital. If the squad likes you, they will die for you. If they think you’re just a silent statue, they’ll ignore your orders and run off to die in the jungle alone. You don’t need to be a pro gamer to build rapport, just talk to them. Use their names; a quick “Good shot, Jenkins!” goes a long way. You can even promise medals, it costs you nothing to say, “First one to touch the hive resin gets a CO recommendation.”
Since you can’t type fast enough to keep up with the action, you need to lean on macros. If you’re typing, you aren’t moving, and that’s how you get caught. To be a top-tier SL, set up pick-say macros for directional screams, praise for kills, and retreat orders. Spam those keys. Fill the chat log and fill the screen with bubbles. It makes it look like you are hyper-aware of the battlefield, even if you’re just reacting to the same chaos as everyone else.
In summary: Stand slightly behind the front line, spam your commands to keep the momentum moving, and tell your marines they’re beautiful killers. Do that, and you’ll be the best SL they’ve ever had.