This is a Callout Post to all Yaut'jabronies

You Yaut’jas, or as I like to call you, yap’jaws, are all a bunch of silly little wench made gibbons. In the last 6 months I’ve been playing I haven’t seen a single one of you loose, carrot munching, bunny boy twonks, and that’s on baby.
I don’t know what game you’re playing or who’s brown cue chalk you’re sharpening your deformed crab noses on in the predcord, but it has to be said. You’re pathetic. Your most honorable hunta aims head on a helmetless marine. Your pred matriarchs sent you to some bumfuck nowhere colony because she can’t stand the sight of your goofy ass clan. The last time I saw anything related to preds it was a clan leader saying “my discord kitten is bae, give him the whitelist :3” and both of them were banned during the hacker banwave.
Instead of hunters I see neon green blood streaks on the ground where brap’haw from clown too’too’town got backhanded by one of his 20 daddy metahrines and he had to use his high school superpower of going invisible and running away so he can make a salt PR to ask for armor buffs.
I haven’t seen a single one of you in months.
You should self destruct NOW. And save some of that pred loot for the rest of us. There’s an entire faction dedicated to touching you and I haven’t seen them used in a year because there’s enough clowns in a predator round.

9 Likes

YAPJAWS IS CRAZY!!!

1 Like

oh my gah

1 Like

give this man the dutch’s dozen WL he just destroyed the predators without using a gun

4 Likes

yagh! my homour e :!!! *dies

3 Likes

how i imagine the average pred after this

3 Likes

Predators will never recover from this roasting.

who is the pred that i need to kill to cement my dominance as the once and future king

1 Like

Kill the Soy Boy Leader

1 Like