While playing my favourite 2d spessman game i noticed that my ping has gotten better. First i thiught it was some new update or optimisation campaign done by out supreme overlords (the admins), but i found no such information. After testing my internet speed, i noticed no changes. This brought me to the only conclusion - Yesterday i vaccinated. So i tried testing this with my brother, i sat him down to play cm, and low and behold - my lil bro kept dying to runner on 200ms, yet when i started playing - it was 80ms. Coincidence? I think not. I am 100% certain that the vaccine had a chip, which directly connect to cm server via the microwaves.
So if you want to get better at the game i suggest you get vaccinated.
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Did you have 5G before? No? You do now. Congratulations.
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Bruh that’s a fucking scam
Last Vaccine I took was the good 'ol SinoPharm and next thing that happens is that I develop the mental issues needed to play SS13.
My life before the vaccine (mid 2020)? No SS13, no ERP, no robust engine©, happiness.
After the vaccines (late 2020)? CM, ERP (and fucking vore, of all things), click delay on CQC and constant complaints of bullshit xenodevelopment.
Don’t get vaccines, it made me a CM addict and it will make you an addict too.
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Mr @Vaikas! This is a sad attempt for us all to go and get vaccinated at the same time so you can roll your spec roll. I am so disappointed! When can we finally spec role ban this guy?
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Don’t tell harry but he paid me.
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Those who consume pasteurised milk lack the necessary space-time warping microbes required to hit single digit latency. Consume raw milk, and reap the robusting benefits.
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Nope, not going to fall into the trap and be banned.
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