Top 5 Arguments Marines will always lose

  1. What do you mean you don’t have a radio backpack? You’re squad leader!
  2. What do you mean you don’t have metal? You’re a com tech. There’s literally 2 window frames right there.
  3. You’re hugged. You need to evac or go to FOB.
  4. Stop pushing me, I’m splinting.
  5. Stop leaving barricade doors open!!!
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i’m not a nerd that’s FTL’s job ;CHARGE

spent all of it making a 1x1 box for medics

need to grab my helmet with medical and NVG optics

erm can you stop splinting in the 2x2 choke

Really can’t argue against that one

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I hold the folding cades open for others as an act of kindness and respect. That includes the huggers too, you all are welcome to my FOB.

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They look goofy, and I need to put my AP ammo box somewhere

They’re standing in front of the cades, and I use them to shit on defenders

Wrong, I need to hellpush the hive since traps and eggs don’t work on me anymore. I’ll shoot myself when we’re done to deny burst

Don’t stand in the way, will ya?

Stop building them like that:

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Marines never lose. What are you talking about?

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My text does not discuss win/loss at all but I guess there is another argument that cannot be won.

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Oh god the cade PTSD

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CLOSE THE CADES!!