TYPES OF CM PLAYERS

The Protagonist

  • Charges into battle with zero hesitation
  • Probably has anime music playing
  • Dies in the first two minutes
  • Gets mad that no one revived them

The Cadehugger

  • Stays in the backline the entire round
  • Refuses to push
  • Screams for help when they get dragged
  • Blames the team for losing

The Metagamer

  • Knows every trick, every exploit, every single stat
  • Builds the perfect loadout
  • Will kill you in cold blood for touching their kit
  • Dies to a random lurker anyway

The Forum Warrior

  • Spends more time arguing balance than playing the game
  • “Xenos are too OP”
  • “Marines are too OP”
  • “This game was better in 2018”

The Roleplayer

  • Calls people “sir” unironically
  • Stays on the Almayer all round
  • Probably an MP

The Unga

  • Uses ONLY shotguns
  • Refuses to learn anything else
  • Runs at a Ravager head-on
  • “MEDIC!!!”

The Tryhard Xeno

  • Can dodge bullets with perfect movement
  • Knows every marine gun’s exact ammo count
  • Probably allergic to female interaction
  • Has 400 hours on Lurker

The Warrior Main

  • Spams lunge
  • Dies to a shotgun
  • Spams lunge again
  • Dies to a shotgun again

The Runner That Thinks It’s a Lurker

  • Charges into combat
  • Dies instantly
  • Complains in Dchat
  • Repeats the process

The Ravager That Thinks It’s A Lurker

  • Hides in the shadows despite having NO REASON TO
  • Pounces someone just to run away
  • Refuses to fight frontlines
  • Dies anyway

The Lurker That Thinks It’s A Ravager

  • Runs into five marines
  • Immediately dies
  • Blames everyone else
  • Repeats the process

The Spec That Dies Instantly

  • Gets the best gun in the game
  • Runs into the first xeno they see
  • Dies before even firing a shot
  • “WHY DID NO ONE SAVE ME”

The SO That Calls The Worst OB Ever

  • “OB INCOMING!”
  • It lands in the middle of nowhere
  • “Did it hit?”
  • No.
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whats the secret blank one in lurker that thinks its a ravager i have to know

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that’s just OWL, and he is
(only difference being they don’t die, FearRP blessed it be)

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You need the two types of survivor mains and the observer main tropes too

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Or Sabaton

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*Looks at the title of the thread, looks at their name.

I MEAN…

Knows the cost of every item in every crate
Knows what marines mostly need just by the length of the round alone.
Probably has packed 100 mill or more bullets in their lifetime
Still won’t give you a flamer with a Mk1 and Two AP mags

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i will have you know Unga can and will use more then shotguns, the M39 is second favorite what if god forbid the Ravager gets bit of Fear RP and you can’t land a shot on them!?

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Also spends the first 20 minutes of the OP in the brig for being a special snowflake.

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