The Protagonist
- Charges into battle with zero hesitation
- Probably has anime music playing
- Dies in the first two minutes
- Gets mad that no one revived them
The Cadehugger
- Stays in the backline the entire round
- Refuses to push
- Screams for help when they get dragged
- Blames the team for losing
The Metagamer
- Knows every trick, every exploit, every single stat
- Builds the perfect loadout
- Will kill you in cold blood for touching their kit
- Dies to a random lurker anyway
The Forum Warrior
- Spends more time arguing balance than playing the game
- “Xenos are too OP”
- “Marines are too OP”
- “This game was better in 2018”
The Roleplayer
- Calls people “sir” unironically
- Stays on the Almayer all round
- Probably an MP
The Unga
- Uses ONLY shotguns
- Refuses to learn anything else
- Runs at a Ravager head-on
- “MEDIC!!!”
The Tryhard Xeno
- Can dodge bullets with perfect movement
- Knows every marine gun’s exact ammo count
- Probably allergic to female interaction
- Has 400 hours on Lurker
The Warrior Main
- Spams lunge
- Dies to a shotgun
- Spams lunge again
- Dies to a shotgun again
The Runner That Thinks It’s a Lurker
- Charges into combat
- Dies instantly
- Complains in Dchat
- Repeats the process
The Ravager That Thinks It’s A Lurker
- Hides in the shadows despite having NO REASON TO
- Pounces someone just to run away
- Refuses to fight frontlines
- Dies anyway
The Lurker That Thinks It’s A Ravager
- Runs into five marines
- Immediately dies
- Blames everyone else
- Repeats the process
The Spec That Dies Instantly
- Gets the best gun in the game
- Runs into the first xeno they see
- Dies before even firing a shot
- “WHY DID NO ONE SAVE ME”
The SO That Calls The Worst OB Ever
- “OB INCOMING!”
- It lands in the middle of nowhere
- “Did it hit?”
- No.