UNBUFF THE LURKER POUNCE

I KNOW YOU GUYS DID IT I KNOW YOU BUFFED THE LURKER STUN TIME I TIMED IT IT’S 6 SECOND SIX SECONDS OF STUN TIME THAT’S ENOUGH FOR YOU TO GET TAILSTABBED LIKE 2 TIMES AND GET DRAGGED INTO THE NEST I KNOW IT WASN’T 6 SECONDS FOREVER IT WAS WAY SHORTER MAYBE EVEN 3 SECONDS I SEE WHAT YOU DID, YOU FUCKERS, ON THE MAINTAINER TEAM YOU MADE IT LONGER THE SECOND MORROWWOLF LEFT THE FUCKING SECOND HE LEFT YOU TURN ON US LIKE WOLVES HAAH VERY FUNNY CM DEVS LITERALLY WORKING FOR THE XENOCORD, THEY WILL RAISE THE STUN TIME TILL WE NOTICE AND THEN LOWER IT BACK DOWN TO SIX WHICH IS STILL TOO FUCKING LONG, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DECIDE LURKERS, THE MOST OVERPOWERED BULLSHIT, AND BUFF IT? STEALTH BUFF IT?! YOU BSATARDS I HATE CM SO MUCH IM GOING TO GO PLAY A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME AT THIS RATE I CAN’T I HATE XENO MAINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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TRUE

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New copypasta just dropped

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ooc bout to be in an uproar when this one drops. :fire::fire::fire::speaking_head::speaking_head::speaking_head:

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Why is everything this man says so incredibly based?

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WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE HIVE WITH THIS ONE :fire: :fire: :fire: :speaking_head: :speaking_head: :speaking_head:

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Cope and seeth nerd

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Least schizo CM player.

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How am I suppose to kill lone PVTs if we revert the shadow buff?

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yeah I’ll internalize this

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Thought gained : Advanced Pounce Theory.

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