Hello and welcome to the guide for the most “redundant” thing you can do for your corpsemen and fellow medical staff, yet is still useful if it is used by such people.
This is not much of a new thing, just something else you can do while waiting for limbless john marine and a hugged scout.
I have gotten the member rank so I could probably better detail stuff, so read along! WARNING: ONLY MAKE UNGA PILLS WHEN YOU ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING AND/OR UPON REQUEST.
Lettuce start!
Preparations
Stay inside the chemistry room.
Collect the following:
1 Janitorial bucket, you can find this closest to your area by following this:
Lastly, split into 16 pills, name and color whatever you want on the pill bottles! Voila! You are now carrying 8 flasks worth of unga pills. Give it away or use it on a crit marine!
Pros:
Each pill bottle is worth 8 flasks filled with UNGA.
Each pill is half of a flask filled with UNGA.
Portable, fits in most storage.
Generally lasts longer.
Cons:
You’ll have to hand-feed marines with pills.
Short delay on UNGA’s effects upon hand-fed.
Process is slow, at most your can make a single UNGA pill bottle per minute.
Is not heard of that much, so no one would bat an eye except for some fragger HMs.
Side notes:
Each pill should have 5.2~ of each chem in the unga mix.
Spicy take, but Id rather medics have more potential chemicals made than have a “cure all ailments potion” marines just swig over and over. (Emergency injection is fine as it’s one use TBF)
Yeah, I’d prefer tricord pills instead. A good minmaxxing chem that’s not normally available in huge quantities (tric pouch sucks, we don’t talk about it)
And I could make my own makeshift unga with MB+KD+tric
This is good practice for constantly using a jani bucket and knowing you can put 500units instead of 300units in chem master, also unga making practice
If you’re feeling diligent, get a bucketful of unga and instead 16. Just do 8 and make it a full flask per pill
I’ve never used unga pills before, so I don’t know the dosage, but I feel like unga might be too OD’able to be helpful in some cases. Say that crit marine has 25u of bic in them, your unga pills are now rendered unusable in that case. Not to say that they can’t be useful, just that they’ve never seemed utilitarian enough to me to consider carrying them, either as a medic or a doctor.
Im the nutcase you seen using 4 to 6 jani buckets to speed run chemline as efficently as possible and I gotta say, unga is a damn curse and a cancer. I seen marines break into chemline and attack doctors who’re trying to make meds for medics.
It needs to be removed in some way. cant stand the stuff. I hate making it.
Ouuhhh… Oh yeah I remember a round where I saw more than 4 Jani buckets in the chemistry, dang, I never knew marines could act like that…
But yeah sadly, it’s (in my opinion) one of the meta-chem mixes. A cure-all chem mix that everyone can carry around.
If unga was removed, you’d see more people standing next to HCPs/corpsemen/HMs. over time. And it will get more stressful for the HMs because these joh muhrines doesn’t have their unga mix that they replace with the Kelo/Bic pill packets.
I was just annoyed about making unga but after I seen marines legit riot against doctors who are actually making pill for medics and a new doctor being a bit slow and attacking them, I just started calling marines addicts and refuse to make it till I’m done with medics.
Because fuck em, I’m used to shitty marine behavior in req, and doctors don’t seem to say no as much as req stuff does.
